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The Champions League Is Now Just Another Super League…

There’s really no difference. The Champions League had a brand-new format unveiled today for the next season, and it’s really no different than how the original Super League proposed to play. So, this is what it’s like when two money-obsessed entities compete for the heart of the Beautiful Game. Despite fending off the most significant

Bayern Munich Are In DEEP, DEEP Trouble…

How has this team really gotten worse? Bayern Munich are seriously facing the prospects of not winning a single trophy this season as they are one leg away from being knocked out of the Champions League! This team is a complete disaster. Despite having all of the history, success, and financial power on their side

And Now Xavi Is Leaving Barcelona!!!

What is going on with managers leaving massive clubs? Barcelona have just been hit with MASSIVE NEWS as manager and club legend Xavi is stepping down from his managerial role at the end of the season. I know Barca is a pressure cooker, but what the media has done to Xavi is utterly ridiculous. Despite

Jurgen Klopp Is LEAVING LIVERPOOL!!!

THIS IS MASSIVE NEWS! The entire city of Liverpool must be in complete shock and denial at this point as manager Jurgen Klopp has said that he’s LEAVING LIVERPOOL FC after the end of the season! I…don’t even really know what to say to this news. Despite being the longest-serving Premier League boss, the 2nd

Man City TRIUMPH Over Sevilla In The UEFA Super Cup…Barely

Man City could be in a little trouble this year with all of their injuries and losses. Man City managed to avenge their FA Community Shield defeat by winning the second “early season” trophy in the UEFA Super Cup 1-1 (5-4 on penalties) over Sevilla, yet the midfield woes they had in this game might

PSG Sell Neymar To Saudi Arabia For A RECORD-BREAKING DEAL!!!

How much money do the Saudi’s have?!?! PSG have at long last moved on from Neymar as they agreed to sell him to Saudi Arabia for a fee of $98M and an INSANE, RECORD-BREAKING $400M contract!!! Like for everyone who goes over to Saudi, I understand why Neymar is leaving Europe. But I still don’t

Leo Messi Is Not Heading Back To Barca…But Rather To INTER MIAMI!!!

This is the biggest move in MLS history. Leo Messi has shocked the European, Middle Eastern, and America football worlds as he’s decided to join Inter Miami over his beloved Barca or a Saudi Arabian club. So, Inter Miami are about to win 2-3 straight MLS titles now, right? Lionel Messi has just made the

Sevilla Survive Jose Mourinho And Roma’s Dark Arts TO WIN Europa League!

The kings of the Europa League have been crowned once again. Sevilla added to their title record in the Europa League as they won their 7th EL title at the expense of Jose Mourinho Roma’s, beating the Italian side 4-1 on penalties. Never bet against Sevilla in the Europa League. Despite having an utterly catastrophic

Real Madrid Are Just Too Good…

This really is the most remarkable club when it comes to European competitions. Real Madrid utterly humiliated Chelsea as they beat them 2-0 at Stamford Bridge to win 4-0 on aggregate, sending them to their 11th Semi Finals in the last 13 seasons. I guess there’s a reason why Real are called The Kings of

I Was Wrong About Man United…

What can I say, I’m a fan after all. Ever since winning the Carabao Cup, Man United has essentially fallen off the cliff as the team has won just six of its last ten games and has been humiliated multiple times. Yeah, I’m really regretting writing that post after the Carabao Cup win in light

So, Did Bayern Munich Really Bring In Thomas Tuchel Just To Blow A Treble?

Nagelsmann’s departure has to go down as one of the dumbest sackings in Munich history if they can’t turn things around against Man City. Bayern Munich have been chaotic so far under Thomas Tuchel as they not only crashed out of the DFB-Pokal Cup, but they also find themselves in a 3-0 hole vs. Man City

Wait…Is Barcelona Actually Going To Get Punished?

Wow, I thought this was going to be a nothing-burger. Barcelona is getting investigated left and right by the Spanish government, La Liga, and now UEFA over the Negreira refereeing scandal, which could seriously damage the club. Will this actually be the scandal that takes Barcelona and its current hierarchy down? Eh…maybe as some of

The 5-2 Real Madrid Destruction Of Liverpool Shows The Level Of Two Clubs

Isn’t it kind of funny that these two teams had a 1-0 result only six months ago. Real Madrid and their 5-2 destruction over Liverpool have shown how far apart these two 2022 Champions League Finalists have grown since the Final. I know that Real Madrid is having a substandard season by their lofty expectations,

Man United Vs. Barcelona: A Fantastic Match Of Two Champions League Worthy Teams

It’s funny how this was the Champions League Final matchup only twelve years ago. Man United and Barcelona played to a fast-paced, nervy, and dramatic 2-2 draw at the Camp Nou, proving both teams are worthy of Champions League football. I know United failed to qualify and Barcelona was knocked out in the group stages,

Chelsea Get Shutout AGAIN, Lose 1-0 To Dortmund In Champions League

Graham Potter and Chelsea have to be the unluckiest side in Europe right now. Chelsea somehow was unable to score a goal past an extremely shaky Dortmund defense as they lost 1-0 in Germany, forcing them to win the tie outright in London to advance. This Chelsea side is a really good team…that just can’t

PSG Were Outclassed By Bayern, Lost 1-0 At Home In Champions League

I’d be shocked if Christophe Galtier isn’t sacked if PSG don’t advance to the quarterfinals. PSG have blown yet another crucial Champions League match as they fell 1-0 to Bayern Munich, forcing them to have to win in Munich to progress. PSG is cursed. There’s no other way this club can constantly fail at the

Juventus Are A Mess…

The Old Lady has finally croaked. Juventus have failed to qualify for the knockout stages of the Champions League for the first time in eight years today as they lost 4-3 to Benfica, cementing their place at the bottom of Group H. What a mess Juventus has become. Does anyone remember the Summer of 2018

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Karim Benzema Wins Ballon d’Or…Obviously

Was this ever in any doubt? Karim Benzema has topped the world of football as he has won his first, and definitely well-deserved, Ballon d’Or, finally cementing his place as one of the greatest strikers ever. I guarantee you that, back in 2013-16, you would either be called a lunatic or just simply laughed at

Barcelona Are In MASSIVE Trouble Now, Draw 3-3 With Inter

Well, looks like you should have just sold Frenkie De Jong for €80M when you had the chance, Joan Laporta. With Inter Milan coming out of the Camp Nou with a 3-3 draw, Barcelona now face being knocked out of the Champions League group stages for a second straight year. Ah, the Grim Reaper has

Ronaldo FINALLY Scores, Manchester United Beat Sheriff In Europa League

The 7-game goal drought is finally over. Cristiano Ronaldo has finally broken his goalscoring drought as Manchester United beat Sheriff 2-0 in the Europa League. Despite what people might think about Sheriff, they actually came out and tried to play with Manchester United. Whether it was due to a desire to impress their Moldovan home

Real Madrid Outlast RB Leipzig In Champions League, Win 2-0

There is always something special about Los Blancos in the Champions League. Real Madrid somehow outlasted RB Leipzig in a tough, close-fought 2-0 match in the Champions League. RB Leipzig held on for so long in this match against the might of Real Madrid, though not the full might with Karim Benzema injured, that I

Napoli DESTROY Liverpool In Champions League, Win 4-1

Liverpool is in chaos! Liverpool was completely outplayed by Napoli, giving up 3 first-half goals as they ended up losing 4-1 to the Serie A side. The high-intensity, high-paced Liverpool of the past few seasons is on life support. Napoli carved open Liverpool’s high-pressing defensive system and teared the Liverpool defense and midfield a new

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Tuchel Has Been SACKED By Chelsea

I thought this would happen, but I didn’t think it would come this soon. After a dreadful 1-0 loss to Dynamo Zagreb in the Champions League, Thomas Tuchel has been sacked by Chelsea owner Todd Boehly, even though Chelsea have only played seven games this season. I guess the legacy of Roman Abramovich hasn’t been

PSG Squeak Past Juventus, Win 2-1

This game was a massive worrying sign for this PSG team. PSG was able to just sneak past Juventus with a 2-1 in the Parc-de-Princes, even though they played dreadfully for half of the night. This game showed the both the beauty of PSG’s football, and the ugliness of it too. That first half performance

Chelsea Are in Big Trouble, Lose 1-0 To Zagreb In Champions League

This could get Thomas Tuchel sacked. Chelsea have lost in their opening Champions League group stage game 1-0 against Dynamo Zagreb, adding even more pressure onto Chelsea’s bad start to their season. This couldn’t have been a worse result from the Blues if they tried. Losing a slow, boring, defensive slog of a game against

UEFA Champions League Draw Has TWO Groups Of Death

This year’s group stage is bound to be entertaining. The 2022/23 UEFA Champions League group stage draw has produced two groups of death as we will see some huge teams drop into the Europa League come November. This was one of the best draws in a long time as there is actually some group disparity

Real Madrid EASILY Beat Eintracht Frankfurt To Win UEFA Super Cup

Another European game, and other European title for Real Madrid. The reigning Champions League winners, Real Madrid, have defeated the reigning Europa League winner, Eintracht Frankfurt, 2-0 to win yet another European title. This was and will be the easiest European game to predict all year long. There was no way that Real Madrid, coming

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Leave Man United

Hmph. This really wasn’t the Manchester United transfer news I wanted to see. Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave United, a year after rejoining, for a new club with Champions League aspirations next season. This news should not be a shock to anyone. Manchester United were dreadful last year, getting knocked out of the FA Cup

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