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The Flash Is…Failing Miserably
I kind of expected this, but didn’t want it to happen. The Flash is predictably failing miserably at the box office due to lukewarm reviews, confusion over the state of the franchise, and general dislike for a certain actor in the leading role. I really wanted this movie to work given the fact Michael Keaton
The Wizards Are TRADING BRADLEY BEAL To The Suns For WHAT?!?!?!
Are the Wizards just this stupid, or is there another deal happing in the works. The Washington Wizards are trading away Bradley Beal to the Phoenix Suns for Chris Paul and a bag of potato chips…even though they literally have no one else on their roster to compete with. Whenever you think your franchise is
Real Madrid WISELY Break The Bank For Jude Bellingham
This was a vital transfer for Los Merengues. Real Madrid have spent a club-record teenager transfer fee of €103M by bringing in Borussia Dortmund and England sensation Jude Bellingham on a 6-year deal. The youth revolution of Real Madrid has just entered its new phase. Real Madrid have added another young, exciting player in the
The Canucks Buying Out OEL Is Such A Canucks Thing To Do…
Vancouver is honestly the worst run team in the NHL. The Vancouver Canucks have bought out the final four years left on Oliver Ekman-Larsson’s contract, costing them $18.5M in dead cap space for the next eight years. Only in Vancouver do they spend three draft picks, three players, and $8.25M in cap space/season on a
Netflix’s Quarterback Is Such A GREAT Concept
Who would have thought Netflix could make something good. Netflix has recently released the first trailer for their new, unique series, Quarterback, which followed the lives of Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, Vikings QB Kirk Cousins, and Falcons QB Marcus Mariota during the 2022 NFL season. Netflix made a fascinating, compelling series that isn’t weighed down
Michael Jordan Has Sold The Hornets For $3B!
Well, at least the Hornets might actually be good for a change. Michael Jordan has finally called it wraps on his ownership adventure as he’s officially sold his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets for a whopping $3B! Say what you will about MJ as an owner, but he’s just made 10X his original investment.
Ja Morant Got Off Easy…
I’m sorry to say it, but Adam Silver and the league office is soft. Ja Morant and the Memphis Grizzlies have dodged a massive bullet as the Grizzlies guard is only going to be suspend for 25 games of the 2023/24 season for violating the NBA’s personal conduct policies. This situation is only going to
The Xbox Showcase Was A Little…Underwhelming
I can’t be the only one who feels this way. Despite having a few really promising releases, the 2023 Xbox Showcase was a little underwhelming as it most mostly filled with DLCs, indie games, and uninteresting titles. I understand beauty is determined in the eye of the beholder, but are people really excited about 85%
The Oakland A’s Are In An Utter Mess…
This situation is turning into a raging dumpster fire. The Oakland A’s are on the verge of moving to Las Vegas with their hated, infamous owner John Fisher a few steps away from moving the team, yet the Oakland fans are not giving up without a fight. How has the MLB allowed this situation to
The Patriots NEED To Sign DeAndre Hopkins!
Signing Hopkins is the only way the Patriots can compete next season. The New England Patriots might be on the verge of signing free agent WR DeAndre Hopkins to a long term deal, and they really have to if they hope to be competitive in the AFC East. The Patriots really are doomed without someone
Star Wars Outlaws Has FANTASTIC Potential!
I’m really exited for this game. Star Wars Outlaws had its first reveal and gameplay trailer shown at the 2023 Xbox and Ubisoft Showcases, and the game looks fantastic so long as Ubisoft doesn’t mess it up royally. This might be the first Star Wars game I’m actually really excited about since…well, the cancelled Star
THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS, DESTROY PANTHERS 9-3 In GM. 5
That was an almighty thumping. The Las Vegas Golden Knights have made their owner Bill Foley’s 6-year cup prediction come true as they utterly, totally demolished the Florida Panthers 9-3 in Game 5 to win the series 4-1 and clinch the franchise’s first ever Stanley Cup. What a way to win Lord Stanley’s cup. The
Starfield Sounds A Little Too Good To Be True…Even Though It Looks It
Maybe I’m being too pessimistic, but I just don’t see how this massive concepts works in all aspects. Starfield has gotten its most in-depth, detailed trailer and gameplay discussion yet at the 2023 Xbox Showcase, and the game looks unbelievably good…underline unbelievably. Every party has a pooper, and I guess I’m going to be this
THE DENVER NUGGETS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS, WIN GAME 5 94-89 OVER HEAT!
The longest drought in NBA history is at last over. The Denver Nuggets have finally won the NBA championship as they beat the Miami Heat 94-89 in Game 5 to win the series 4-1 and secure the franchise’s first ever title. 50 years of misery, sadness, anticipation, hope, disappointment on repeat has finally been broken.
Hellblade 2 Trailer Is How NOT To Do A Gameplay Trailer…
I felt like I was going schizophrenic listening to that trailer. Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2 had another gameplay trailer revealed at the 2023 Xbox Showcase, and it was a perfect example for all gaming studios to know NOT WHAT TO DO when presenting “gameplay” to the public. Do developers really think people just want to
Fable Looks Great…If It Actually Comes Out
This could be one of the only good games to come out of the Xbox Showcase…if it comes out at all. Fable has finally gotten another trailer and it looks sensational, though the lack of actual gameplay and release dates makes me question if it’s ever going to come out. The most magical element of
The Giants Are About To Lose Saquon Barkley For The Season?!?!
This would be a catastrophe for Big Blue if Barkley sits out. The New York Giants are looking at a terrifying prospect of losing Saquon Barkley for the entire 2023 season as the running back is threating to hold out until he gets a new deal. The Giants are screwed if Barkley doesn’t suit up
MAN CITY ARE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, COMPLETE TREBLE With CL Final Win Over Inter
The game itself might have been painful to watch, but City fans are over their blue moon with the result. Man City have at long last won the Champions League as they beat Inter Milan 1-0 in a scrappy, ugly football match that also saw them complete the English treble. If you weren’t a Man
Golden Knights SURVIVE Panthers Near-Comeback, Take 3-1 Series Lead
This was the Stanley Cup defining game. The Vegas Golden Knights now sit a single win away from being Stanley Cup champions as they managed to survive a light Panthers fury 3-2 to take a 3-1 series lead. What a fantastic performance by both teams. The Vegas Golden Knights are now on the verge of
Why Is The Haunted Mansion Getting Remade?
Is Disney truly so creatively bankrupt they have to start remaking movies not even 20 years old? Disney are for some unknown reason remaking The Haunted Mansion movie…even though the original 2003 film is still not officially 20 years old. Maybe the new movie will be good, but I just hate how hacky Disney has
Nuggets Swept Past Heat In Miami, One Win Away From Title
Yeah, this series is over. The Denver Nuggets just had a series-defining win as they completed the Miami sweep by winning Game 4 108-95 to push their series lead 3-1. It’s really impressive the Heat have gotten this far, but the fairy tale story is just about over. The Denver Nuggets have passed the third
The Witcher Season 3 Trailer Was…Interesting, I Guess
Uh, did the Witcher writers forget what they set up last season already? The Witcher Season 3 has just had its official trailer released, and the scenes shown really have me questioning if the writer forget what they set up just last season. This is what happens when you try to rewrite the novels, yet
The Panthers FINALLY Win A SC Finals Game, Claw Back Series 2-1
It’s about time the Panthers fans could finally won a Stanley Cup Finals game. The Florida Panthers NARROWLY avoided the catastrophic 0-3 deficit to the Vegas Golden Knights as they scored a late game-tying goal and a fluky overtime winner to claw back 2-1 in the series. Patrick Roy would have been fuming if he
The Vikings Have RELEASED Dalvin Cook…
Well, this was an unceremonious end for a franchise player. The Minnesota Vikings have officially cut Dalvin Cook after being unable to find a bidder for the running back’s services on the trade market, ending the 6-year tenure of one of the franchise’s most prolific backs. At least Cook can go to a contending team
The Nuggets Take Their Defensive Duties Serious Again, THRASH Heat 109-94
Well, I guess Mike Malone’s criticism proved to be effective. The Denver Nuggets have taken another step closer to be crowded NBA champions as they played stellar defense against the Miami Heat, humbling them 109-94 to take a 2-1 lead. This game was the epitome of how the Nuggets can win this series. After a brutal,
The Suns Are RELEASING CHRIS PAUL?!?!?!
Has the desert gone dry of logic and reason too? The Phoenix Suns are reportedly making one of the dumbest decisions I’ve ever seen as they are RELEASING Chris Paul for ABSOUTLEY NOTHING, despite the market of teams looking for a PG being quite strong. This may very well be the decision that dooms this
Chris Hemsworth Is 100% Right About Marvel…
When the last remaining “OG” Marvel star is saying this about the studio, you know it’s true. Chris Hemsworth has admitted that Thor 4 was “too silly” and that Marvel movies in generally must become “more personal” and “more grounded” to survive and thrive. Of course, Thor had to be the one to save the
Leo Messi Is Not Heading Back To Barca…But Rather To INTER MIAMI!!!
This is the biggest move in MLS history. Leo Messi has shocked the European, Middle Eastern, and America football worlds as he’s decided to join Inter Miami over his beloved Barca or a Saudi Arabian club. So, Inter Miami are about to win 2-3 straight MLS titles now, right? Lionel Messi has just made the
Diablo IV Is The FASTEST-SELLING GAME In Blizzard’s HISTORY!?!?!
This can’t be true for a company that invented World of Warcraft, StarCraft, and Overwatch, right? Diablo IV has opened to overwhelming critical and audience acclaim, and apparently is now the fastest selling game in the storied history of Blizzard Entertainment! What a release it has been for Diablo IV and Blizzard Entertainment. Diablo IV
The Golden Knights EXTERMINATED The Panthers 7-2, Take A Commanding 2-0 Lead
This series is going to end in a sweep if it continues this way. The Vegas Golden Knights utterly thrashed and torn apart the Panthers by thumping them for 7 goals, giving LV a 2-0 series lead and the chance to win the cup in Florida. The Panthers really are allergic to winning Stanley Cup
Tottenham Hire… Celtic’s Ange Postecoglou To Be Their Next Manager…
Eh, I’m not sure how I feel about this appointment. Tottenham have gone in a completely new direction for management once again as they have hired Celtic’s Ange Postecoglou to be their next manager. Spurs really are the most erratic club with managerial appointments…well, just behind Watford, that is. Tottenham Hotspur have made their 7th
The Heat SURVIVE Nuggets Comeback 111-108, Tie Series 1-1
We’ve got a series again. The Miami Heat pretty much saved their season and hopes for another NBA title as they beat the Denver Nuggets 111-108, coming up with a huge last-second stop to tie the series 1-1. This Heat team just won’t give up! The Miami Heat have tied the NBA Finals against all
Real Madrid Are Losing A LIVING LEGEND In Karim Benzema
What an absolute legend Benzema is. Karim Benzema has decided that the $400M offer from Saudi Arabia was too good to pass up as the 1-1 Real Madrid draw vs. Bilbao was the last match the goal scoring legend will ever play for this historic club. He may very well go down as the greatest
The Golden Knights WIN Game 1, Lead SC Finals 1-0
That was a masterclass in how to win a hockey game in a period. The Vegas Golden Knights have taken the first step towards winning their first ever Stanley Cup as they humbled the Florida Panthers 5-2 to take a 1-0 series lead. So, the way to beat the Florida Panthers was to…be a better,
Man City WIN THE FA CUP, One Step Away From The Treble
The treble is finally in sight for Manchester City. Man City had one of the most professional, clinical performances of their season as they easily beat Man United 2-1 in the FA Cup final to capture their second trophy of the season, leaving a win in the Champions League final the last hurdle before a
Will The Witcher Season 3 ACTUALLY Be Watchable?
Eh, I’m not sure how much I’m going to be able to get through without tearing my hair out. The Witcher Season 3 is only a few weeks away from its highly anticipated (or lamented depending on your POV) release, and I’m really questioning if this season will be too distorted from the source material
Are The Blue Jackets Actually Insane With Babcock Hire?!?!
When did hiring angry dinosaurs become the new thing in the NHL. The Columbus Blue Jackets are making an utterly crazy move by hiring Mike Babcock to be their next head coach, even though the man is a vengeful dinosaur in the modern-day NHL. If the Blue Jackets were looking to destroy a young core
Barcelona Really Are The Rightful Champions Of La Liga…Even With The Scandals
This Barca team has been a real joy to watch despite the numerous off-field scandals. Barcelona are just one more La Liga match away from officially ending the 2022/23 season with their 27th title, capping off a remarkable rebound season plagued with so much off-field issues. Say what you will about Barca, but this team
Pistons Hiring Monty Williams To A 6-Year, $78M Deal Is Super Smart…If Given Time
This could turn around this dysfunctional franchise…if done right. The Detroit Pistons have finally made a competent coaching hire as they brought in former Suns coach Monty Williams to a 6-year, $78M deal that should really help this franchise so long as Williams is given enough time. The Pistons really need this coaching hire to
The Nuggets TAKE OUT Heat EASILY 104-93, Lead Finals 1-0
This could be a very short series if the games continue like this. The Denver Nuggets continue destroying every opponent in front of them as they tore apart the Miami Heat 104-93 in Game 1, cementing a 1-0 lead for them in the NBA Finals. We might be heading for a sweep if Miami isn’t
Star Wars: KOTOR Remake IS STILL ALIVE!
The remake of the greatest Star Wars game hasn’t faced its own Order 66 demise just yet. Embracer Group, the Swedish game publisher in charge of Knights of the Old Republic, has made it clear in their Q4 financial report that the Star Wars: KOTOR remake is still in active development. I don’t think there’s
Sevilla Survive Jose Mourinho And Roma’s Dark Arts TO WIN Europa League!
The kings of the Europa League have been crowned once again. Sevilla added to their title record in the Europa League as they won their 7th EL title at the expense of Jose Mourinho Roma’s, beating the Italian side 4-1 on penalties. Never bet against Sevilla in the Europa League. Despite having an utterly catastrophic
Scottie Pippen Calling MJ A “Horrible Player” Before He Arrived In CHI Is Just Wrong
This is just factually incorrect. Scottie Pippen has shown his bitterness about his time with the Bulls once again as he had the nerve to say Michael Jordan was a “horrible player” before he arrived in Chicago. I don’t think I’ve ever seen more bitter, jealous person than Scottie Pippen. In classic Pippen style, the
Warriors GM Bob Myers Has Officially Walked Away…
Another piece of the Warriors greatness is fading away. The Warriors have now seen another piece of their famed dynasty walk away as GM Bob Myers, who has helped lead the team to the last 4 NBA titles, has officially resigned from his post. This guy is truly one of the best GMs the league
Lord Of The Rings: Gollum Is The Worst Game Of The DECADE!
This is an abomination that should have never of happened. Lord of the Rings: Gollum may very well be one of the worst games ever made as literally every aspect of the title is done in the poorest way possible. Is there any way to throw this game into the fires of Mount Doom…and maybe
The Golden Knights FINALLY Slay The Stars And Win Series, Reach SCF!
That was a much-needed drubbing for the Golden Knights. The Las Vegas Golden Knights have FINALLY knocked off the Stars with a crushing 6-0 Game 6 victory, setting the stage for the Stanley Cup Finals against the Panthers. I don’t think the Golden Knights could have shown how annoyed they were in a harsher way.
The Heat CRUSH Celtics And Avoid Game 7 Disaster, Clinch Another Finals Appearance
This Heat team has a nerve of vibranium. The Miami Heat overcame a terrible GM 6 loss, the raucous Boston crowd, and the threat of history as they crushed the Celtics 103-84 in Game 7, cementing their 2nd Finals appearance in the last three years. This Heat team is what every team in the league
The Succession Series Finale Was Painfully Magnificent…
I’m really torn about this ending, and I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing for this show. Succession series finale was one of the most poignant, heartbreaking, and callous endings one could have possibly of imagined, and it really works for this groundbreaking show. So, that’s how the Roy family legacy concludes…with thunderous applause. Succession,
Everton SURVIVE RELEGATION, Leeds And Leicester DOOMED
What a way to end the Premier League relegation battle. Everton managed to survive relegation for a SECOND STRAIGHT SEASON as they won 1-0 vs. Bournemouth, officially dooming both Leeds and Leicester City to the Championship. I really can’t believe Everton managed to escape the rat traps again. Everton pulled off another miraculous escape as
The Little Mermaid Reviews Are Really WEIRD…
These reviews really don’t add up. The Little Mermaid (2023 version…obviously) has hit theaters and the reviews for the movie are some of the strangest I’ve ever seen for a movie, and that’s putting it mildly. I’m honestly starting to think Disney has review botted some of these aggregate sites. The Little Mermaid has unleashed
Celtics WIN GM 6 WITH A DERRICK WHITE BUZZER BEATER, FORCE UNPRECEDENTED GAME 7!
I can’t believe what I witnessed in that game. The Boston Celtics survived elimination AGAIN as they forced Game 7 against the Heat with a 104-103 win on the back of a Derrick White BUZZER BEATER! This might very well be the game (and series for that matter) of the decade. The Boston Celtics are
Dortmund CHOKE AWAY THE TITLE With Draw, Hand Bayern 11th Straight Championship
Yeah, we really should have seen this coming. Despite seeing Bayern have their worst season in a decade, Borussia Dortmund completely choked away the Bundesliga title as they drew 2-2 vs. Mainz on the final matchday to allow Bayern to jump them on goal difference. Dortmund really are the Spurs of the Bundesliga. After over a
PlayStation Is Going Portable…Again
Did they not learn after the Vita’s demise. Sony is going to put the PlayStation back on the portable market as they unveiled Project X, a Nintendo Switch-copycat of PlayStation, at the 2023 PlayStation showcase. I don’t hate the idea of a Nintendo Switch PlayStation, but I also don’t love it. Sony has decided that
The Cardinals RELEASE DeAndre Hopkins!
That was a pretty shocking move…even though it was somewhat expected. The Arizona Cardinals have officially released megastar WR DeAndre Hopkins after numerous trade talks with other teams broke down, ensuring this team is going to go into a nasty rebuild. Well, the Cardinals time in the NFL success sun is definitely over. The Arizona
Phantom Blade 0 Could Be Really Cool…
It’s too early to tell, but the trailer was very promising. Chinese studio S-GAME unveiled the first trailer for their new, Wuxia-inspired game, Phantom Blade 0, at the 2023 PlayStation showcase, and it looks really good so far. This could be a smashing success, or it could be a micro-transaction-filled mess. It’s really up in
Celtics Stave Off Elimination Once Again, Force Game 6
Okay, this series is becoming far more interesting. The Boston Celtics survived yet another elimination game as they beat the Miami Heat 110-97 in Game 5 to get the series to 3-2 and give themselves a sliver of hope of advancing for Game 6. I’m not taking back anything I said after Game 3, but
Dragon’s Dogma 2 Looks INSANELY GOOD!!!
This could challenge Legend of Zelda for Game of the Year. Dragon’s Dogma is at last getting a much-needed sequel in the form of Dragon’s Dogma 2…which is shaping up to be a game even better than its legendary predecessor. Capcom is having an utterly amazing year. Capcom have finally greenlit a sequel for their
The Spider-Man 2 Gameplay Reveal Trailer Was AWESOME
That’s how you do a gameplay trailer. Sony is pulling out all the stops for Spider-Man 2 as the new gameplay trailer revealed brand new combat features, interesting gliding mechanics, and a symbiotic Spider-Man suit. I really hope this game will live up to its 2018 predecessor as it has all the hype and new
Panthers COMPLETE THE SWEEP, Reach First Stanley Cup Finals Since 1996!
THE PANTHERS ARE HEADING BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS! The Florida Panthers have added more magic to this Cinderella playoff run as they scored a literal last-second series-winning goal to not only complete the sweep over the Hurricanes, but also cement their place in the Stanley Cup Finals! This might very well be one
Total War: Pharaoh Sounds GREAT…Except It Really Doesn’t
Why is Creative Assembly turning the Total War series in to a yearly-release franchise? Creative Assembly have officially unveiled the newest release in the Total War franchise in Total War: Pharaoh, which will see players explore Ancient Egypt during the infamous Bronze Age Collapse…in an extremely small campaign. Maybe this game will set up a
The Golden Knights TAKE APART Stars 4-0 In GM 3, Go Up 3-0 In Series
That was utterly ruthless by Las Vegas. The Vegas Golden Knights have all but secured their second Stanley Cup Final appearance in their short history as they demolished the Stars 4-0 to go up 3-0 in the series. It’s best that this series is going to be over soon as it’s turning into a complete
What Will The MCU Do If Jonathan Majors Has To Be Recast As Kang?
This could be a franchise-dooming disaster if Marvel isn’t careful. In light of all the allegations and uncertainty surrounding Kang the Conqueror actor Jonathan Majors, the future of the MCU’s next main antagonist is up in the air as any change in plans could literally destroy the MCU as we know it. Am I being
The Nuggets FINALLY Reach NBA Finals, Complete Sweep Of Lakers
At long last, Denver shall have a chance of winning the title. The Denver Nuggets ended 47 years of anguish and misery for their loyal fans as they completed the sweep of the LA Lakers and won their first Western Conference championship, sending them to their first NBA Finals. What a way to reach your
The Downfall Of Bayern Munich Is Nearly Complete…
How do Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidžić ever get jobs in football again after this debacle? After losing 3-1 to RB Leipzig, Bayern Munich now need their archrival Borussia Dortmund to lose on the final matchday of the Bundesliga season to be crowned champions again as they have blown winning the title on their own
The Heat CATEGORICAL HUMILIATED Celtics 128-102 To Go Up 3-0, Series Is OVER
If you need any proof on what is and is not a championship-caliber team, go watch this game. The Miami Heat decided to show the world what a championship team actually looks like as they DESTROYED the Boston Celtics 128-102 in Game 3 to go up 3-0 in the series. As a Celtics player, it
Indiana Jones 5 Reviews Are Sadly Expected…
And Disney has just checked off another franchise off their list to ruin. Indiana Jones 5 has been getting utterly slaughtered by many critics after the early screenings of the film, and that’s sadly all too predictable with the circumstances surrounding this film. I really hate how this is going to be the final outing
The Nuggets WIN GAME 3 OVER LAKERS TO TAKE 3-0 LEAD!
This series is all but wrapped up now. The Denver Nuggets are now just a win away from being in the NBA Finals as they thumped the Lakers 119-108 to go up 3-0 in the series, all but ending any hope of an LA comeback. Not even the greatness of LeBron James and Anthony Davis
The Legendary Jim Brown Has Passed Away
I can’t believe we lost another sports icon during this calendar sports season. Legendary Cleveland Browns running back, Hollywood actor, and Civil Rights leader Jim Brown has sadly passed away a few days ago at the age of 87. The sports and NFL world really is a hollower place without Jim Brown. As many have
CD Projekt Red Has REBOOTED Project Sirius To BRAND NEW Game
Well, I’m glad the game isn’t getting canned completely. CD Projekt Red has fired nearly 30 developers, both American and Polish, working on Project Sirius as the game is getting completely overhauled into a brand-new framework. As I said in the intro, reshuffling developers and creating a brand-new idea is far better than the game
Arsenal Choke Away Title To Man City, Also Keep Forest In League With 1-0 Loss
Well, this was a really anticlimactic title race in the end. Arsenal utterly choked away their best title challenge in the last twenty years as they lost 1-0 to Nottingham Forest, ensuring both Forest’s place in the Premier League and the title stays with City. I know a lot of people are saying Arsenal didn’t
Heat Outlast Celtics AGAIN With 111-105 GM 2 Win, Heading Back To Miami Up 2-0
This series is over, isn’t it? The Miami Heat have again proven hard work, discipline, and commitment to a gameplan will always triumph inconsistent greatness as they beat the Celtics 111-105 in Game 2 to take a 2-0 series lead back to Miami. That ESPN guy who gave the Heat a 3% chance of winning
Panthers Vs. Hurricanes: AN ALL-TIME EPIC CLASSIC
It wouldn’t surprise me if those players didn’t get out of bed this morning after that game. The Florida Panthers and the Carolina Hurricanes just played out one of the longest, most epic playoff games in NHL history as the Panthers scored a 4th-OT winner to snatch Game 1. How do the Hurricanes recover from
Nuggets Take Series STRANGLEHOLD With GM 2 Win!
This series isn’t over yet, right? The Denver Nuggets have eked out a crucial 108-103 Game 2 victory as they exploded in the 4th quarter to take a 2-0 series lead, setting up two decisive games to be played in Los Angeles. This feels like a really pivotal moment in the series. Led by Jamal
The Heat EXPLODE For Game 1 Victory Over Celtics, Proving This Is A TIGHT SERIES
Who was the idiot that gave the Heat a 3% chance of winning? The Miami Heat exploded in the 3rd quarter for nearly 50 points as they won Game 1 123-116 over the Celtics, proving this is going to be an extremely close series. This Heat team is honestly one of the most remarkable units
Ja Morant Is An Idiot…
How dumb is this guy? Memphis Grizzlies superstar Ja Morant has been indefinitely suspended by the team and his Nike shoe line has been pulled from all company advertising as he was seen recklessly flashing a gun again. Some people really do need everything taken away from them to see their error of their ways.
The Nuggets Survive Lakers Comeback Scare, Take Game 1 Of CF
What a crazy game this was. The Denver Nuggets somehow almost lost a shootout against the Lakers despite being up by over 20 points by halftime, but still managed to eke out a 136-129 victory to go up 1-0 in the Western Conference Finals. This game should never have been this close. The Denver Nuggets
The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Is An ALL-TIME GREAT GAME!
Well, the Game of the Year debate has just been ended. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom has followed its most glorious predecessors with being easily the best game to come out in 2023 so far, along with being one of the best I’ve ever played. Say what you will about Nintendo, but
The Arizona Coyotes Are Screwed…
This might very well be the end of the franchise as we know it. The Arizona Coyotes are facing the very real possibility of relocation as the city of Tempe, Arizona voted to REJECT their new stadium proposal, all but dooming the franchise to uncertainty. They have at most two years left in Arizona. That’s
The 76ers FIRE Doc Rivers…
Yeah, this was obviously going to happen. In the wake of yet another blown series lead and a horrid Game 7 performance, the 76ers have fired Doc Rivers as The Process is unraveling before our very eyes. I really do like Doc Rivers as a HC, but his record in big games is simply woeful!
The Stars Survive Game 7 DOGFIGHT VS Kraken, Reach Another CF
We’ve got a rematch of the 2020 Western Conference Finals on our hands. The Dallas Stars managed to survive the grueling, 7-game series against the Kraken as they won Game 7 2-1 to be the fourth and final team to advance to the Conference Finals. This will go down as a legendary series in both
Wow, Queen Cleopatra Is Even WORSE Than I Thought…
This has a what score on Rotten Tomatoes?!?!? Queen Cleopatra is even worse than I could have possibly imagined as the “docuseries” not only serves as painful, unabashed propaganda, but it also got so much of its history wrong and is cheesier than Cheetos. Queen Cleopatra is literally one of the worst docuseries ever made,
Golden Knights EASILY Sweep Aside Oilers In GM 6, Book Place In CF
That was a masterclass in how to shut down the most potent superstars in the league. Despite getting utterly torched on multiple occasions, the Vegas Golden Knights wrapped up their series against Connor McDavid and the Oilers in style as they cruised to a 5-2 Game 6 win to reach another Western Conference Finals. The
The Celtics ABSOUTLEY OBLETIRATE The 76ers, Dominate GM 7 To Advance
FINALLY, the C’s showed just how good they can be. On the back of a historical, epic performance from Jayson Tatum, the Boston Celtics utterly annihilated the 76ers 112-88 in Game 7 to win the series and earn a spot in the Eastern Conference Finals. And here I thought Jayson Tatum couldn’t have a better
Oppenheimer Looks UNREAL!
This very well could be the Best Picture in waiting. Christopher Nolan’s latest classic-in-waiting, Oppenheimer, looks like it’s going to be one of the best movies of the year with the movie telling the story of the most consequential moment in the last 100 years of human existence. There really isn’t much more of a
Kraken Force Another Game 7, Beat Stars 6-3 In GM. 6
At least we’re getting one Game 7 in Round 2. The Seattle Kraken avoided the franchises’ first-ever postseason elimination as they thrashed the Stars 6-3 in Game 6 to force the first (and perhaps only) Game 7 of the Second Round. At least all the Second Round series aren’t going to be wrapped up early.
THE LAKERS HAVE TAKEN DOWN THE GOLDEN STATE DYNASTY, Win Series 4-2
Of all the teams to break the dynasty, I guess it had to be them. The Los Angeles Lakers have ended the Warriors incredible dynasty as the blew out GS 122-101 in Game 6 to win the series 4-2 and reach the Western Conference Finals. That’s how you take down the most prolific dynasty the
The Panthers FINALLY KNOCK OFF Maple Leafs, Move On To Round 3!
The Maple Leafs finally put in a good fight, but it was too little too late. The Florida Panthers have broken their 27-year Conference Finals curse as they beat the Toronto Maple Leafs 3-2 in OT in Game 5 to win the series and finally reach the Conference Finals. Man, it was really funny watching
Southampton Meekly Accept Relegation, Lose 2-0 To Fulham
That wasn’t the performance I was expecting from a team with a theoretical chance of staying up. Southampton were thoroughly beaten 2-0 by Fulham, officially relegating them to the Championship after 11 seasons in the Premier League. I know this team was doomed even if they won out, but these players could have at least
Celtics Somehow Get SAVED By Tatum…After Nearly Being Doomed By Him, Force GM 7
I’ve got no words for how this game went down. The Boston Celtics were somehow able to pull off an incredible 95-86 win over the 76ers in Game 6 both in spite and because of Jayson Tatum, giving way for an all-decisive Game 7 in Boston. Has an NBA franchise superstar ever saved his legacy
Suns Get PATHETICALLY RAGDOLLED By Nuggets IN GM 6, Denver Moves On To WCF
This Suns team is utterly atrocious and cowardly. The Phoenix Suns got absolutely rocked by 25+ points for the second consecutive season in an elimination game as the Denver Nuggets won Game 6 125-100, sending them to their second Western Conference Finals in the last four years. There’s at most 2-3 guys who should survive
The Avalanche Have MASSIVE Decisions To Make For Next Season…
Yeah, the 2022 cup team might be finished after a single season. Given the numerous injuries, flaky performances, and just general flat play that led to the 1st round shock defeat to the Seattle Kraken, the Colorado Avalanche are seriously looking at a mini retool for next season. I guess Joe Sakic and Chris MacFarland’s
The Oilers Vs Golden Knights Series Has Crossed The Rubicon, Now Tied 2-2
This series is probably the first declaration of war in this postseason yet. The Edmonton Oilers and the Vegas Golden Knights series has divulged into an all-out war with the Oilers winning Game 4 4-1 to tie the series, essentially making it a best of three. Even though nearly game has been a blowout, this
Guardians Of The Galaxy 3 Is Really Good…But A Little Too Safe
Disney really isn’t going to give us a really gritty Marvel film again, are they? The final instalment of the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy wrapped up in GOTG 3, and even though the movie was a little too safe for a final installment, it’s the best MCU film since 2021. It’s a shame one
The Oakland Athletics Are Officially Leaving Oakland…
Well, if there’s a fanbase I really feel for, it’s Oakland fans. The final Oakland franchise is at last being ripped away from the Oakland fanbase as the Athletics are getting shipped out to Las Vegas in 2024 after signing preliminary agreements with the city, leaving Oakland without any major sports franchise. I really hate
The 76ers UTTERLY DOMINATED The Celtics In Game 5 115-103, One Win Away From ECF
As a Celtics fan, all I can say is well done, Philadelphia, for actually trying. The Philadelphia 76ers made franchise history as they won their first road Game 5 in a tied series to date as they THRASHED a wimpish Celtics team 115-103 to put them a single win away from a Conference Finals appearance.
The Lakers GO UP 3-1 Over Warriors From A Lonnie Walker IV TAKEOVER GAME!
What a performance from Lonnie Walker IV! The Los Angeles Lakers are just one more win away from the team’s 42nd West Conference Final as they beat the Warriors 104-101 on the back of a Lonnie Walker IV takeover game. Is the Warriors dynasty really about to get put down by a bench warmer that
The NHL Draft Lottery SUCKS!!!
It’s honestly the worst lottery I’ve ever seen. The NHL Draft lottery once again played out in the most predictable, boring, and unimaginative way possible as only the Chicago Blackhawks moved up two spots from the 16 possible teams in the lottery. The NHL should honestly abandon the lottery all together with how predictable it
Premier League Relegation Battle Was INSANE Yesterday…
21 goals in three matches between relegation teams! The Premier League relegation battle took many twists and turns yesterday as the worst teams in the league all combined for 21 goals scored in their 3, respective, matches. Well, these teams certainly are feeling the dooming presence of relegation now. Southampton, Leicester City, Everton, and Nottingham
Telltale’s Game of Thrones Is YET ANOTHER Criminally Underrated Game
Telltale really does have some bangers. Telltale’s Game of Thrones was cancelled a little too prematurely for it to be a fantastic game, but that shouldn’t stop people from playing what is yet another underrated Telltale title. Essentially, this game is the video game version of the HBO series Rome. In what is another awesome
Maple Leafs Are Really Being Found Out Now, Down 3-0 In Series To Panthers
This team really never does fail to disappoint…for every other NHL fanbase, that is. The Toronto Maple Leafs 3-2 OT loss to the Florida Panthers in Game 3 all but cements their Stanley Cup hopes as they now face the dreaded 3-0 deficit. I really didn’t expect to take back almost every good thing I
This Man United Team Needs To Be Blown Up, 1-0 Loss Vs. West Ham
I feel for their antics a lot of times, but I’m not falling for it anymore. Man United have now lost two straight 1-0 games as they cowardly fell 1-0 to West Ham, leaving the Top-4 race wide open with Liverpool only a point behind them now. Enough is enough with this overpaid, overhyped, and
The Lakers-Warriors Series Is So STRANGE
This is hands down the weirdest series of the NBA playoffs yet. The Los Angeles Lakers and the Golden State Warriors have had the weirdest playoff series yet as both teams, despite being evenly matched, have blown each other out in back-to-back games. Are these two teams just going to trade blowouts for the rest
The Oilers Might Be The Scariest Team In The Playoffs…
That was an utter destruction of the Golden Knights. The Edmonton Oilers are showing signs of the vintage 80’s teams that formed the most fearsome dynasty in NHL history as their offense has run wild on the Vegas Golden Knights, scoring nine goals in two games. This team may not be as well-rounded as the
Is Microsoft Really Doomed In The Console Wars?
I’m not so sure Phil Spencer is correct in his assessment. Microsoft games and Xbox CEO Phil Spencer has recently said that Xbox One lost an entire generation of gamers due to poor game quality, leaving it doomed in the Console War. Perhaps if Microsoft focused on making good games instead of controlling the entire
NY Rangers Have FIRED Gerard Gallant, Leaving Roster’s Future In SERIOUS Doubt
This was supposed to be the year of the 5th Stanley Cup championship. The New York Rangers have officially fired head coach Gerard Gallant after just two seasons as the team sputtered and failed to get out of the First Round. Unlike with the Bucks’ Mike Budenholzer, this firing really was justified. After getting upset
Hollywood Writers Have Gone ON STRIKE, ALL MOVIES AND SHOWS Delayed!
Yeah, this isn’t good for anyone hoping to enjoy their summers with some T.V. and movies. The writers of Hollywood, otherwise known as the Writers Guild of America (WGA), have officially went on strike after failing to come to terms with the major studios, leaving all shows in purgatory until the strike ends. I really
Bucks FIRE Mike Budenholzer, Unceremoniously Ending His Successful Reign
I have to say this was a bit premature. The Bucks have made their first big decision following their upset 4-1 series loss to the 8th seeded Miami Heat as they fired longtime coach Mike Budenholzer. This may end up being the right move, but it just feels wrong to do so right after such
Celtics ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE 76ers By 34 PTS, Tie Series 1-1!
That was an utter slaughter. The Boston Celtics showed they aren’t going to get pushed aside by the 76ers as they humbled Philly 121-87 to tie the series 1-1 and take back all the momentum. I don’t think we’ll see a blowout that bad for the rest of the postseason. The Boston Celtics halted the
The Colts Have Taken A Massive Chance Drafting Anthony Richardson
I feel like I’m repeating myself with all of these draft picks. The Indianapolis Colts have made one of the riskiest choices in the draft as they took Florida QB Anthony Richardson to be the franchise QB with the 4th overall pick. As I said in the intro, this is another high risk-high reward draft
Leeds United Are Getting Relegated…
I actually like the Big Sam appointment, but it’s way too late. Leeds United have completely abandoned their famed aggressive style of play by appointing Sam Allardyce as the new manager, but this desperate attempt to stay up has to be too little too late. If only Jose Mourinho was still in the Premier League,
Dune: Part Two Looks INCREDIBLE
Denis Villeneuve is one of the true directorial visionaries of our time. Dune: Part Two just had its first official trailer released, and it looks every bit as grand, awe-inspiring, and beautiful as the first movie. This is the kind of results and praise you get when you treat a franchise with respect and integrity, Disney,
The Florida Panthers Are SUPER DANGEROUS, Win GM. 1 Vs. Maple Leafs
If you didn’t know this by now, the Panthers are legit SC contenders. The Florida Panthers picked up right where they left off against the Bruins as they went into Toronto and shocked the Maple Leafs 4-2 to win Game 1. If anyone thought the Panthers weren’t for real after that Bruins series, think again.
The PSG-Messi Relationship Has Utterly Collapsed
What a disaster this situation has become. In light of Messi getting SUSPENDED by PSG for an unauthorized trip, reports say he’s now NOT resigning with PSG at the conclusion of the year. This is why PSG is the biggest joke in all of French football (if not the world). With PSG losing 3-1 to
Redfall Is A Disaster…
This is a worrying trend from Bethesda. Redfall has been released in a buggy, glitchy, and practically unplayable state as Bethesda seems to have completely dropped the ball on this new IP. And the most broken, boring, and useless game of the year goes to…Redfall! Hooray. Despite going into this game’s launch with really low
Can Bryce Young Save The Panthers From Perpetual Mediocrity?
Eh, I’m not entirely sold just yet. The Carolina Panthers bet the next 10 years of the franchise’s future on drafting Heisman winner, National Champion, and former Alabama QB Bryce Young 1st overall in the NFL Draft, but can he actually save the franchise from mediocrity? This is really a make-or-break pick for the current