Manchester United
Man City WIN THE FA CUP, One Step Away From The Treble
The treble is finally in sight for Manchester City. Man City had one of the most professional, clinical performances of their season as they easily beat Man United 2-1 in the FA Cup final to capture their second trophy of the season, leaving a win in the Champions League final the last hurdle before a
This Man United Team Needs To Be Blown Up, 1-0 Loss Vs. West Ham
I feel for their antics a lot of times, but I’m not falling for it anymore. Man United have now lost two straight 1-0 games as they cowardly fell 1-0 to West Ham, leaving the Top-4 race wide open with Liverpool only a point behind them now. Enough is enough with this overpaid, overhyped, and
I Was Wrong About Man United…
What can I say, I’m a fan after all. Ever since winning the Carabao Cup, Man United has essentially fallen off the cliff as the team has won just six of its last ten games and has been humiliated multiple times. Yeah, I’m really regretting writing that post after the Carabao Cup win in light
Newcastle DOMINATED Man United, Win 2-0 To Jump To 3rd
The Magpies are in pole position for a Champions League berth now. Newcastle utterly dominated a really poor Man United side as they easily won 2-0, pushing them above United into 3rd in the Premier League. That was a ruthless takedown if I’ve ever seen one. Newcastle must have figured out during the international break
Why Is Selling Man United Taking SO LONG For The Glazers?!?!
The Glazers are so consistently incompetent that they even delay and screw up their own buyout negotiations. Despite being up for sale for the better part of 4 months, the Glazers have yet to even agree on a single bidding party to buy them out of Man United. This is why The Glazers are one
Liverpool OBLERTIRATED Man United, SPANKED THEM 7-0
I though United was over these EMBARRASING losses?!?!?! Liverpool showed they are still the nightmare of every United fan’s dreams as they SPANKED Man Utd 7-0 at Anfield, leaving the Reds just 3 points off the Top-4. This is going to be a really rough couple of days a Man United fan. In what has
Man United Are (Almost) BACK As They Are The 2023 Carabao Cup Trophy Winners!
This might be the greatest week I’ve had as a United fan since they won the league title. Man United have taken another step in their incredible turnaround this season as they beat Newcastle United 2-0 in the Carabao Cup final to break their 6-year long trophy drought. Erik ten Hag is a genius. Plain
Manchester United KNOCK OUT Barcelona, Bringing Ten Hag His Most Defining Win Yet
What a fantastic game and result for the Red Devils. Manchester United overcame an early deficit to defeat Barcelona 4-3 on aggregate in their Europa League playoff, giving ten Hag his best victory as Man Utd’s manager to date. I don’t think I’ve been this happy as a United fan since Jose Mourinho won the
Manchester United Takeover Bids Have Come Flying In…
There are plenty of suitors for Man United…but not all of them are what I’d consider in the club’s best interest. The Glazers Friday deadline for all offers on Manchester United has come and gone…and there were some major suitors, such as the Qatari Royal Family, Jim Ratcliffe’s INEOS, and Paul Singer’s Elliott. Now, I
Man United Vs. Barcelona: A Fantastic Match Of Two Champions League Worthy Teams
It’s funny how this was the Champions League Final matchup only twelve years ago. Man United and Barcelona played to a fast-paced, nervy, and dramatic 2-2 draw at the Camp Nou, proving both teams are worthy of Champions League football. I know United failed to qualify and Barcelona was knocked out in the group stages,
Man United Somehow Is Still In The Title Race After 2-0 Leeds Win
It’s definitely a slim possibility, but a slim possibility is still a possibility. The late 2-0 victory over Leeds United has further secured Man United and its’ 3rd place standings, keeping them on pace with title favorites Man City and Arsenal. Now, I’m not saying that Man United will win the title this season, but
Oh No, Manchester United Might Get Bought By The Emir Of Qatar…
This is getting a little ridiculous at this point. Having already acquired perennial French champions Paris Saint-Germain in 2011, the Emir of Qatar is now looking to buy Manchester United from The Glazers for over £4.5B. This proposed deal cannot go through for the sanctity of competition in European football. Not only would a massive
Arsenal Pass Another Title Test And Beat Man United 3-2 With 90th Minute Winner
This really is Arsenal’s year. Arsenal have won yet again as they overcame Manchester United in a 5-goal thriller, with the game-winning goal coming in stoppage time to keep them 5 points ahead of Manchester City. What else can I say about the Gunners at this point? In a game where they realistically should have
Manchester United DEFEAT Man City In The Derby, Comeback Late To Win 2-1
Erik ten Hag is rebuilding United faster than anyone could have imagined. Manchester United have pulled off their most incredible victory to date as they got their revenge against city-rivals Man City with a 2-1 comeback victory. What an incredible game that may alter the very fate of the Premier League season. If you asked
Cristiano Ronaldo Ends His Career, Signs $200M+ Deal With Saudi Arabian Club
Is this really how the great CR7’s career is going to end? Cristiano Ronaldo has signed away the future of his top-flight footballing career for a massive payday as he officially signed for Al-Nassr on a 3-year, $200M+ contract. First off, let me just say that the financial aspects of this deal are utterly insane. Paying
Messi Vs. Ronaldo: The G.O.A.T. Debate Is Settled…
As a lifelong Ronaldo fan, it pains me to demote his legendary status in anyway, but it has to be done. With Argentina winning the World Cup, Leo Messi playing such a vital role, and Portugal collapsing in the Quarterfinals, the G.O.A.T. debate between these two is finally settled. I never wanted to write this
First Ronaldo, And Now The Glazers Are LEAVING Man United!
A new era is coming to Manchester United. On the very same day that Manchester United and Cristiano Ronaldo announced that they were mutually parting ways, the club released another statement that said the Glazers were interested in selling the team. This must go down as one of the most consequential months in Manchester United
And Now Manchester United Wants To Terminate Ronaldo’s Contract
Yeah, it was always destined to end like this. Reports are swirling that Manchester United and the Glazer family have initiated the beginning steps of terminating Cristiano Ronaldo’s contract in the wake of his viral interview. Out of all the ‘shocking revelations’ that Ronaldo told to the world these past two days, this news story
Cristiano Ronaldo Interview Part 2: Reaction
Well, it’s pretty much confirmed (for anyone who still doubted) that Ronaldo’s done with United now. The final part of the Cristiano Ronaldo interview with Piers Morgan finished today and it revealed that Ronaldo was desperate to get out of Manchester United from the get-go of the ten Hag era. If we’ve learned anything from
Cristiano Ronaldo Interview Part 1: Reaction
Okay, this was definitely the tamer of the two parts. The first part of the Cristiano Ronaldo interview with Pier Morgan aired tonight…but it wasn’t as ‘explosive’ as one might have expected it would be. Maybe it’s because Piers Morgan already released the interesting, shocking clips that Ronaldo said in this part of the interview
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Going SCORTCHED EARTH On United…
Well, we finally got that explosive interview Ronaldo promised back in August. Cristiano Ronaldo has come out with an utterly scathing interview with Piers Morgan as he lambasted everything that has gone wrong with United, including the board, the facilities, and the upper management. I must say that I didn’t realize that Cristiano Ronaldo would
Manchester United Gets Its Revenge
Thank the Football Gods they didn’t lose twice in four days to Aston Villa. Manchester United have beaten Aston Villa 4-2 on the back of Alejandro Garnacho and Bruno Fernandes’ heroics, sending them into the next round of the EFL Cup. There would have been a lot of Manchester United fans (me included) who would
Man United Makes It Four Wins In A Row, Ward Off West Ham 1-0
That’s four Premier League wins in a row for United. Through Marcus Rashford’s 100th career goal, Man United defeated West Ham 1-0 to go back into 5th place and gain more ground in the Top-4 race. This was a huge ‘banana skin’ game for Manchester United. With both Chelsea and Liverpool dropping points yesterday and
Casmerio SAVES Man United From The Ref, United 1-1 Chelsea
Casemiro to the rescue! The former Real Madrid star has come to the rescue with an outstanding 94′-minute header as Man United draw 1-1 against Chelsea and earn a point at Stamford Bridge. If Chelsea won this game, it would have been the biggest robbery in the Premier League this season. Very little about Chelsea’s
Ronaldo SUSPENDED By United!
Is this the end of CR7’s United career? After walking out of United’s 2-0 win over Spurs, Erik ten Hag has officially SUSPENDED Cristiano Ronaldo from even attending United’s game against Chelsea this weekend. Obviously, what Cristiano Ronaldo did yesterday was unacceptable and wrong. Even if you are the statistical greatest goal scorer who’s ever
The Manchester Derby: Haaland And Foden Destroy Man Utd, Win 6-3
Erling Haaland and this Manchester City side are UNPLAYABLE. Erling Haaland scored his 3rd career Premier League hat-trick as City overwhelmed and destroyed their Manchester Derby rivals, Man United, 6-3 to keep pace with Arsenal at the top. Where do I even begin with this game? It was nothing less than an absolute shellacking from
Ronaldo FINALLY Scores, Manchester United Beat Sheriff In Europa League
The 7-game goal drought is finally over. Cristiano Ronaldo has finally broken his goalscoring drought as Manchester United beat Sheriff 2-0 in the Europa League. Despite what people might think about Sheriff, they actually came out and tried to play with Manchester United. Whether it was due to a desire to impress their Moldovan home
Queen Elizabeth II’s Passing Has Caused Premier League To Suspend All Games This Weekend
This was the only measure the Premier League could have taken given the circumstances. With the tragic and sad passing of Queen Elizabeth II, the longest serving monarch in the United Kingdom’s history, the Premier League officials have announced that all games this weekend will be postponed. Like I said, this was the only measure
Real Sociedad Beat Man United 1-0 In The Most Boring Game Of The Year
And the award for the most boring football match of 2022 goes to…Sociedad vs. United. Real Sociedad have beaten Man United 1-0 in the Europa League in one of the most boring football matches anyone will ever watch this season. Man, this was a really tough game to watch. It was an absolute slog, with
Manchester United BEATS Arsenal 3-1, Breaks Gunners’ Unbeaten Streak
Arsenal are unbeaten no longer. Manchester United have defeated Arsenal, the league leader, 3-1, ending the Gunners’ fans hopes of another invincible season. This was such a great game as both teams had every chance to win. Arsenal, the current league leader, was coming into this game with all of the confidence in the world,
Manchester United Win Three In A Row, Beat Leicester 1-0
It seems ten Hag may be able to get something out of these players after all. Manchester United have won their third straight Premier League game, a feat they have failed to accomplish since December 2021, as they have beaten Leicester City 1-0. This game really was a tale of two halves. Manchester United were
Manchester United Sign Antony At Last, Also Add Dúbravka From Newcastle
This transfer saga has ended at last. Manchester United have finally signed winger Antony from Ajax for an Eredivisie record fee of €90M, while they also signed goalkeeper Martin Dúbravka on loan from Newcastle. Manchester United really are the WORST NEGOTIATORS OF ALL TIME. Antony could have been bought for only €60M or less if
Paul Pogba Is Getting Extorted By…His Brother?!?!
This is such a strange story. Apparently, Paul Pogba has been the victim of an extortion scheme by not only an armed French gang, but also many of his childhood friends and even his own brother, Mathias Pogba. I can’t believe I’m even writing these words: Paul Pogba, a World Cup winning, world-famous football star
Manchester United STIFLE Liverpool, Win 2-1
They’ve done it! Manchester United STIFFLED Liverpool’s title-winning attack by beating their arch-rivals 2-1 to get their first win of the season! Manchester United’s players have finally come out of their shells and put in a performance worthy of the badge on their shirts. I haven’t seen these United players fight for the badge and
Manchester United FINALLY Bring In A Midfielder With Casemiro Signing
Hallelujah, Manchester United finally have signed a midfielder. Former Real Madrid midfielder, Casemiro, has agreed terms with the club and is coming to Manchester on a five-year deal. I can’t even begin to describe how many United teams have been crying out for a world class defensive midfielder since the days of Sir Alex Fergeson
Ronaldo Is Coming Out With A Tell-All Interview
CR7 really isn’t happy with the news coverage surrounding him. Cristiano Ronaldo has announced on Instagram that he is going to do a tell-all interview and will give the truth behind all the transfer stories about him. Cristiano Ronaldo must have been the most talked about player with regards to transfer rumors this summer as
Manchester United Are In Chaos As Ownership Bids Come Flying In
How many people want to buy out the Glazers?!?! Yes, Michael Knighton, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, and even Elon Musk have all come out this week and said they want to buy Manchester United from the Glazer family. This has been the craziest time in Manchester United history since I’ve been a fan (which was in
Erik Ten Hag Must LEAVE Man United To Save His Reputation
I can’t believe I’m saying this only two games into the ten Hag reign. Erik ten Hag must leave Manchester United and this squad and hierarchy of clowns before they drag him down and destroy his reputation forever. This is not hyperbole: Erik ten Hag is seriously at risk of being sacked only a few
Man United Clowns Strike Again; 4-0 Brentford Win
This can’t go on. It’s going to actually kill Man United fans. Man United utterly embarrass themselves by losing 4-0 TO BRENTFORD!!! I have had enough of these players. Each one of them (aside from Ronaldo) are complete wastes of space and disgraces to the badge. I just can’t understand how players who cost and
Manchester United, Was This Really The Plan All Along?
Manchester United have failed to sign any of their key summer transfer targets and have resorted to last minute buys to plug the holes in their starting lineup. Where have we seen this sad story before? Oh right, this transfer window has gone exactly like the 2020 summer window. Actually, they have been identical. In
Man United Gets Smacked By Brighton, Lose 2-1
This is getting really painful to watch. The Man United players have fallen back into their old ways as they were lucky to just lose 2-1 to Brighton at Old Trafford. This team is PATHETIC! How many times have they done this same, sad story now. Play horrible in the first half, give up 2-3
Cristiano Ronaldo Is BACK!
The King is back! Cristiano Ronaldo has announced on Instagram that he will play for Manchester United against Rayo Vallecano, further cementing the idea that he will stay at United for another season. This news has really made my day. I was getting really nervous that Manchester United’s 4-0 loss against Brighton was the last
Is Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Manchester United?
It has been a little over three weeks since Cristiano Ronaldo made it clear that he wanted out of Manchester United for the second time in his career. Yet, despite numerous clubs reportedly interested in the all-time great forward, he is still a United player. So, is Ronaldo actually leaving this summer? There was so
Can Man United Get Antony and De Jong Over The Transfer Line?
This week marks the end of yet another week of little to no movement on the ongoing negotiations between Man United and Barcelona over midfielder Frenkie De Jong. With the start of the Premier League season only two short weeks away, I’m worried United won’t be able to get De Jong and Ajax’s Antony transfers
Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Leave Man United
Hmph. This really wasn’t the Manchester United transfer news I wanted to see. Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave United, a year after rejoining, for a new club with Champions League aspirations next season. This news should not be a shock to anyone. Manchester United were dreadful last year, getting knocked out of the FA Cup
Manchester United FINALLY Look Like They Will Sign Somebody
AT LONG LAST, MANCHESTER UNITED FINALLY LOOK LIKE THEY WILL ACTUALLY SIGN PLAYERS THIS TRANSFER WINDOW. Whew. Sorry for the all-caps, but you can’t even begin to understand the utter frustration every Manchester United fan is currently going through. But hopefully we won’t be frustrated for much longer as it seems Barcelona’s Frenkie De Jong,