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The Manchester Derby: Haaland And Foden Destroy Man Utd, Win 6-3

Erling Haaland and this Manchester City side are UNPLAYABLE. Erling Haaland scored his 3rd career Premier League hat-trick as City overwhelmed and destroyed their Manchester Derby rivals, Man United, 6-3 to keep pace with Arsenal at the top. Where do I even begin with this game? It was nothing less than an absolute shellacking from […]

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Erling Haaland Scores Once Again, Man City Steamroll Wolves 3-0

Erling Haaland is simply unstoppable and so is Manchester City. Erling Haaland has scored his 14th goal for the Citizens in just 10 games as Manchester City crushed Wolves 3-0, regaining their place on top of the Premier League. No one has been able to stop Erling Haaland in this Manchester City team, regardless of

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Queen Elizabeth II’s Passing Has Caused Premier League To Suspend All Games This Weekend

This was the only measure the Premier League could have taken given the circumstances. With the tragic and sad passing of Queen Elizabeth II, the longest serving monarch in the United Kingdom’s history, the Premier League officials have announced that all games this weekend will be postponed. Like I said, this was the only measure

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Manchester City Only Manage A Draw Against Villa, Even With Haaland Scoring Again

It turns out that City are not invincible when Erling Haaland scores. Manchester City can only manage a scrappy 1-1 draw with Aston Villa, even though Erling Haaland scored yet again. Haaland is a machine. There are no other words I can describe this man with. He now has 10 Premier League goals in his

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Erling Haaland WILL Break Premier League Single-Season Goal Record

He has been the singing of the summer for me, and there’s still a few hours left in the window. Erling Haaland has been absolutely lethal for Manchester City during the club’s five opening Premier League games, and I think he’s destined to reach 40 Premier League goals to break the single-season all-time record. I

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Erling Haaland Helps Manchester City Overcome 2-Goal Deficit, Beat Crystal Palace 4-2

Crystal Palace were so close to pulling off a massive upset. Erling Haaland’s first Manchester City hattrick propelled City into a two-goal comeback as they defeated Crystal Palace 4-2. I really thought that Crystal Palace was going to prove their title as “Cityslayers” by beating Manchester City once again under Pep Guardiola’s reign. Aside from

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Chelsea Steal Marc Cuccerella From Man City

Manchester City haven’t been in this situation in a while. Pep’s #1 target thee past few months, Marc Cucurella, has been snatched under his nose by Chelsea and new owner Todd Boehly. Ever since Erling Haaland and Julian Alvarez were made official Man City players early on in the transfer window, Pep Guardiola has been

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Liverpool Snatch Community Shield From Man City As Roar To Win 3-1

What a game for a glorified preseason friendly. Liverpool has defeated Man City in a game where the Citizens had nearly 60% possession and 3 more shots on target. I guess this is just another Pep masterclass in chocking away would-be wins. I was confident early on that Manchester City was going to destroy Liverpool

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Sterling To Chelsea Is Official, But Is He The Man Chelsea Needs To Win EPL?

This is probably the transfer I feel the most conflicted about this summer. Raheem Sterling to Chelsea for around $50M looks on paper to be a great move for both player and club. Still, something about Raheem Sterling to Chelsea at this point in his career feels…off. I’m not sure what makes me feel so

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