Movies & TV
Euphoria Is Dead
This show isn’t coming back. All Euphoria fans are probably wearing all black right now as they mourn the death of the show due to the news of an indefinite hold on Season 3. When you start out as purely a shock jock (or maybe junkie would be the appropriate word in this context) show,
The House Of The Dragon Trailers Were Great…But Also Pretty Silly
Hopefully this season can live up to the hype. The House of the Dragon official trailers for Season 2 came out a few days ago, and the marketing technique of splitting them up was very clever…if not kind of silly. Wait, you’re supposed to choose sides in this fight? Why did the last season completely
The Acolyte Just Looks…Boring
Why is this even a show? The brand-new Star Wars show, The Acolyte, just released its first trailer today, and I have to say that it looks REALLY, REALLY boring. I fear this show is going to seriously mess with the pre-Episode 1 canon. In what really could be a VERY fascinating time period to
Winnie-The-Pooh & Other Legends Are Being Disgraced…
Is this really how these legendary characters should be treated? The complete mistreatment and debasing of iconic, legendary children’s literature characters, such as Winnie-The-Pooh and Mickey Mouse, is in full swing now with a new cinematic universe announced by the people who turned these characters into horror villains. It may be legal, but it’s creatively
What Even Is The Point Of The Oscars Now?
Why are these things still broadcasted and overhyped. The 2024 Oscars played out about as expected last night with Oppenheimer winning a bunch of awards, obscure movies got undeserved recognition, and the broadcast was a bloated corpse. There needs to be serious reforms to the Academy Awards if it is to stay around in the
Denis Villeneuve Is Right About Movies These Days…And Also WRONG
He’s a true film director at heart with these comments. Dune 2’s director Denis Villeneuve is 100% right about the decline and decay of movies these days, yet he’s also gone a little overboard with how he thinks movies should be made. It’s tough to criticize a director as brilliant as him, but some of
Game Of Thrones’ Dumb And Dumber Are Just Proving How Dumb They Are!
These two are utter buffoons. In a brand new, revealing interview with The Wall Street Journal, Game of Thrones creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have once again proven how stupid they truly are! Just how stupid are these fools? Despite flying under the radar and letting the nuclear fallout of Game of Thrones die
The Bad Batch Season 3 Premiere Was GREAT!
The show really has turned the gear from the dulls of Season 1. The third and final The Bad Batch season premiered yesterday, and the opening three episodes were yet another great step in the evolution of the show! Is this actually becoming the best project Disney has produced since taking over Star Wars? Despite
Madame Web Is A Nuclear Disaster!
This is the very worst of all worst comic book films. Marvel and Sony might very well have made the last of franchise-building films as Madame Web is going down as the SINGLE-WORST comic book movie ever! I really can’t believe comic book films have fallen this low. Despite 2023 being the year of the
Game Of Thrones Is Losing The Plot…
Why? Why are they making ANOTHER PREQUEL SHOW?!?! The Game of Thrones franchise is really getting hung out on the ideas close line over at HBO as they have confirmed yet another GOT prequel has been greenlit. One was more than enough, but how many do we have now? 5? Despite just having one season
Deadpool 3 Could Be Marvel’s Savior…
Deadpool might actually be Marvel Jesus. The first trailer for Deadpool 3 dropped during the Super Bowl, and it looks like it might actually save the MCU from its impending doom. Deadpool vs. the TVA? Count me in on that one! Despite being the most un-MCU and un-Disney entity that could possibly exist in Marvel,
Netflix Is The World’s Worst Studio
Why does anyone even watch the crap they put out? Netflix is just really the world’s worst adapters of anything historical or fictional related, and you should stay away from them like the plague in my opinion. Netflix sucks. There’s no two ways about it. Despite being the very first streaming service and having fantastic
Barbie WAS ABSOLUTELY SNUBBED With The Oscar Nominations!
I don’t really like this movie…and I can freely admit Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig were snubbed. Barbie was totally and foolishly snubbed from receiving Oscar nominations for lead actress Margot Robbie and director Greta Gerwig, and I don’t even think this is that debatable. Greta Gerwig must have egged the houses of the Oscar
Top Gun 3 Rumors Are What’s Wrong With Hollywood
Why is this film getting ANOTHER SEQUEL?!?! Top Gun is quickly becoming a full-fledge film franchise as rumors have swirled out of Paramount that they are in the works of making yet ANOTHER Top Gun movie! This just makes no sense. Despite really not needing Top Gun: Maverick as a sequel, the Top Gun franchise
Star Wars Is Just Lost…
I just don’t understand how Lucasfilm functions these days. Star Wars might be at its lowest point in the history of the franchise, and that’s exacerbated best in the quote the director of the upcoming Rey movie just put out about the franchise. Does anyone really know why Disney and Lucasfilm are STILL trying to
Steamboat Mickey Has Entered The Public Domain…
Maybe I’m in the super minority…but I don’t like this. With Disney having lost one of the biggest public domain copyright lawsuits in the history of the domain, the very first iteration of Mickey Mouse, Steamboat Mickey, has entered the hands of the general public. This isn’t going to result in anything good or worth
Aquaman 2 Is ANOTHER DC Disaster…
How does DC keep screwing up this badly? Aquaman 2 is proving to be yet another massive box office failure for DC, and it’s really not a surprise given how dreadfully James Gunn has run this franchise thus far. If you want a crash course into how to drive an iconic franchise into the ground,
Wait, Warner Bros. And Paramount Are GOING TO MERGE?!?!
Aren’t these companies already in massive mergers themselves? The world of Hollywood and entertainment might very well become shaken at its core as very early talks have been reported between a potential Warner Bros. and Paramount merger! I would like to be optimistic for this move, but there’s just no way this is going to
Marvel Is In A MAJOR Crapstorm Now With Jonathan Majors Firing!!!
Well, there goes two full Phases and nearly four years’ worth of development down the drain. Marvel is fully and wholeheartedly screwed now as they have been forced to fire Kang actor Jonathan Majors after the actor’s conviction of domestic violence offenses. This is a disaster of unmitigated proportions for everyone involved. Despite being at
Kung Fu Panda 4 Better Not Be As Stupid As It Sounds!
Is there really no such thing as creativity in Hollywood anymore?!?! Kung Fu Panda 4 just had it’s first trailer released, and it looks like and even worse craps show than The Flash or The Marvels ended up being. This might very well be one of the dumbest movie ideas I’ve ever heard! The first
The Fallout Series Might Actually Be…Pretty Good
I’m not getting my hopes up just yet…but I’m also not discarding it either. Amazon released the first trailer for their new Fallout series, and what was shown off actually looks like it could be a decent show. So, this was a very pleasant surprise. Despite being the very first Bethesda game to be adapted
House Of The Dragons Season 2 Looks CAUTIOUSLY GREAT!
This looks like a very promising…and bloody…season. HBO has recently released the latest trailer for House of the Dragon Season 2, and the upcoming series looks great…despite the issues coming from Season 1’s ending. I hope this season is three times as good as Season 1! In the first trailer for Season 2 of House
So, Napoleon Is One Of THOSE Ridley Scott Epics…
Yeah, Ridley Scott really is a massive hit or horrific miss director. The new Napoleon movie from Ridley Scott has really ended up being one of his more questionable historical epics despite its relative box office success. Well, I guess onto the next Ridley Scott film. Despite having a lot of hype, huge talent both
There Is No Doubt What The BEST Thanksgiving Movie Is…
Can anyone really dispute this? With Thanksgiving here again and in full swing, I watched many of the Thanksgiving movies in preparation to say that the undisputed king of Thanksgiving movies is… This should be really obvious for anyone to guess! In the thanksgiving spirt of Thanksgiving, I rewatched a bunch of Thanksgiving-themed movies to
And Now The MCU Is Tearing Up Captain America: Brave New World!
What the hell is wrong with Marvel? Seriously?!?! The latest Captain America sequel, Brave New World, has been delayed by a whole year as the film is getting extensive reshoots and rewrites from the MCU in the wake of The Marvels’ failure. I really don’t know how Marvel and Disney can be this stupid and
The MCU Has Picked The First Fantastic Four Cast Member?!?!?
I don’t know how he will fit in the role, but I have no doubt about his talents. The MCU executives have been rumored to have at long last picked the first casting choice for the Fantastic Four film, and the new actor is… I’m cautiously optimistic with this casting rumor. After a long time
The Marvels Is A Box Office DISASTER!!!
Wow, this movie is extremely, extremely bad. The Marvels is continuing the trend of the MCU being a complete and total waste of space as the movie has opened to one of Marvel’s WORST EVER box office openings! The MCU is dead. In what should come as no surprise whatsoever, The Marvels has opened up
The Legend Of Zelda Is GETTING A LIVE-ACTION MOVIE!
The Age of the Video Game movies is really upon us. Nintendo is really banking in on the recent, massive successes of video game adaptations as they announced The Legend of Zelda is getting its own movie! This is going to change cinema and television. In light of all the massive critical and commercial successes
Disney Has Been Destroyed…BY SOUTH PARK
Well, leave it to South Park to call out the House of Mouse. Disney’s unquestioned reign and control of the legacy media outlets, corporations, and entertainment sources is without question over with South Park leading the charge in OPENLY MOCKING the House of Mouse. The floodgates are wide open now…and Disney is going to drown
Marvel Is Doomed If They Make This Mistake…
This will destroy EVERYTHING the MCU has accomplished. Supposedly, Marvel is seriously considering the biggest mistake the studio will make in its near 20-year history with them thinking about bringing back dead MCU characters for a new film. If this happens, the MCU is forever gone. In what can only be a last-ditch, Hail Mary
Five Nights At Freddy’s IS KILLING It At The Box Office!!!
Video game movies are going to be the next new trend in Hollywood. Five Nights at Freddy’s has become the latest video game-to-Hollywood adaptation film to be a SMASHING SUCCESS as the film is breaking Halloween-movie records! This might very well be the turning of an age. In what is becoming a very lucrative trend
The Crown Season 6 Looks Like A Emotional Rollercoaster..
Well, this is going to be a rollercoaster of a season. Netflix just released the first trailer for The Crown Season 6, and the series finale season really looks like one of the darkest ones yet. All good things must come to an end…though, this might be a really dark end. After seven years and
Taylor Swift Mania Needs To Calm Down With Killers Of The Flower Moon Defeat…
Okay, I know she’s really popular and talented, but she isn’t the best thing since sliced bread. Taylor Swift and her “Era’s Tour” theater-release has just been overshadowed in just its second weekend with Killer of the Flower Moon earning more from the box office this weekend. Taylor Swift is great and all, but do
The Marvels Is COMPLETELY SCREWED!
Wow, this film is going to bomb badly. The Marvels just had its presales figures and box office expectations come out…and they were so bad that this film might actually go down as the WORST-PERFORMING MCU film of all-time. Could the press about this movie have been any worse? With numerous delays, multiple behind-the-scenes issues,
Wait, When Did Netflix Start Streaming Games?!?!?!
How the hell did I not know about this? Netflix has unveiled today that it was expanding its game streaming service to TVs, computers, and mobile devices on top of Android and IOS phones…which is a huge shock for me as I didn’t even know they had streaming for games. I literally must have been
Argylle Actual Sounds Like A UNIQUE Hollywood Movie!
It’s good to see Hollywood not shill out another sequel, prequel, or remake. The new Universal Pictures and Apple spy-thriller movie, Argylle, actually looks like a totally unheard concept in modern Hollywood: a unique, creative film. I hope this movie is good and successful enough to show Hollywood that original, creative movies are what the
Cyberpunk 2077 Is Getting A Live-Action Adaptation? WHY?!?!?
Why the hell is this game getting a live-action adaptation? CD Projekt Red made some pretty big news today as they announced their working on bringing Cyberpunk 2077 to either the big screen or the silver screen as a live-action adaptation. I know the game is popular, but does it really warrant a live-action adaptation?
The Boys Is Shaming Marvel & DC By Doing THEIR OWN JOB!
This is how you make superhero stories…ironically. The Boys universe and Amazon is utterly slapping Marvel and DC away with critical and audience appeal with the shows they’ve put out of late given how they are actually telling interesting, unique stories. It’s ironic that an ironic parody universe of superheroes is actually being more nuanced
The Writers Strikes Are OVER! The Studios & WGA Have Come To A Deal!
The historic strike is now at an end. The major Hollywood studios and the WGA have finally come together and have tentatively agreed to a brand-new deal that will see the writers strikes end, and movies and show productions finally get booted back up again. Well, let’s see if these strikes will actually result in
The Marvels Director’s Comments Is Making Me Nervous…
This is really not how you should promote a film. The Marvels director, Nia DaCosta, has made some pretty disconcerting comments about the state of the film and how it ties into the MCU, which has me really nervous about this film’s general impact. Why does Marvel keep hiring these people who openly say they
The Hollywood Actors Are Now Coming After Gaming!
Okay, this is getting utterly ridiculous. The Hollywood actors are trying to strengthen their position months into their strike as they’ve made efforts to get strikes going up against the major video game companies. Are these people really this out of touch. Despite making zero progress with their strikes after months of being out of
Aquaman 2 Looks Very Good…And Also Like The Biggest Lame Duck Movie Ever!
This is the final end of a long, long DCEU crap show. Aquaman 2 just had its first major trailer release, and the movie looks like one of the better DC films…but it unfortunately suffers from the little fact that it’s a DCEU film! Would DC really continue the DCEU if this film is successful?
Ahsoka Has Been Great For The Prequel Trilogy…But Awful For The OG Trilogy
This show has fully integrated the Clone Wars into the Star Wars mainstream…at the expense of the OG trilogy. Ahsoka has been a very good success for Star Wars and the Clone Wars/Prequel legacy thus far, yet it has inadvertently made the OG trilogy completely useless. I guess the OG characters must have danced away
Rotten Tomatoes Is CORRUPT…And Most Of Hollywood Is IN ON IT!
I can never trust another Rotten Tomatoes score again. Rotten Tomatoes is coming under heavy fire after a Vulture expose piece completely tore apart and exposed its critical review system to be ripe with corruption and fraud. We all knew those scores were fishy, but I didn’t know how corrupt the system truly was. In
The Marvels Is Going To Suck…And It’s REALLY SHORT
How short is this movie? The Marvels just had another trailer of sorts come out, and it still looks like a horrific crapshoot that we know now is extremely short. The higher ups over at Marvel and Disney really are terrified over this film’s reception, aren’t they? Despite featuring three of the most powerful characters
Barbie Is Now ACTUALLY Warner Bros.’ HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE EVER…Sort Of
Barbie has officially broken the legendary threshold…but not really. After one of the most successful box office runs in modern Hollywood history, Barbie is now officially the highest grossing Warner Bros. movie of all time…in a certain point of view. Time to bring out the old Obi-Wan Kenobi quotes to accurately tell this tale. Barbie
What The Hell Did James Gunn Say About Past Batmans?!?!
Does James Gunn like any version of Batman? New DC Entertainment CEO James Gunn is under fire once again for old comments he made about the past versions of Batman and the legendary movies of DC. I know these are old comments, but he’s pretty much discrediting every single iteration of the character. Despite being
Dune 2 Is Being DELAYED UNTIL 2024 Because Of Strikes!
Hollywood was already on its deathbed and the strikes are the Grim Reaper coming for its soul. Dune 2, one of the most highly anticipated movies of the year, is being officially DELAYED until early spring of 2024 because of the strikes ravaging Hollywood and the cinema business. This is the end times for Hollywood.
Why Is Fallout Getting A TV Series NOW?
I’m not totally against the idea, but doesn’t Bethesda have other things to do? Both Todd Howard and Xbox CEO Phil Spencer used their appearances at Gamescom to promote the brand-new Fallout series set to hit Prime Video next year. It’s generally a bad idea to start shoving your hands in new cookie jars before
Blue Beetle Is An Utter Box Office DISASTER!!!
DC might break the superhero genre before James Gunn can even ATTEMPT to turn the company around. Blue Beetle was an unmitigated box office DISASTER for DC and Warner Bros. as the film has only grossed $25M during its domestic box office debut weekend. What a disaster this movie is. In no real surprise, Blue
Thor 5 Sounds Like An UTTER DISASTER Waiting To Happen
I don’t think I’ve ever been this worried about a Marvel movie before. Taika Waititi, the presumptive director for Thor 5, has made some recent comments about the “fun”, “colorful”, and “casualness” of the God of Thunder for Thor 5, and I’m now terrified of his vision for the film. This is going to be
Barbie Is Now The HIGHEST-GROSSING WB Movie EVER!
Well, it looks like we’re getting a Barbie Universe now. Barbie has defied all expectations and has SOARED to well over a billion dollars at the box office…which means it’s now the highest grossing domestic Warner Bros. movie EVER! The Dark Knight has at last been dethroned. Despite having absolutely no foothold in the live-action
What The Hell Is Going On At DC?!?!
This is getting utterly ridiculous. It’s now being reported that Gal Gadot is NOT COMING BACK as Wonder Woman in James Gunn’s DC Universe, and her Wonder Woman 3 movie is not being developed. Did DC really hire the two biggest clowns to run the whole show? Despite saying a few days ago that James
Hugh Jackman Is STAYING ON As Wolverine In MCU…Which Is Kind Of Sad
If the reports are to be believed, then Jackman isn’t getting rid of the claws just yet. Hugh Jackman is supposedly set to not only feature in Deadpool 3 as Wolverine, but he’s also rumored to be starting in the MCU’s Secret Wars as the superhero. I like the concept of this idea, but I
The Fantastic Four Movie Sounds Doomed…
This film franchise is utterly cursed. The Fantastic Four film, which is scheduled to release in 2025, has been plagued with serious casting issues as Marvel still has yet to cast key members of the famous superhero team. Marvel and Disney really can’t get out of their own way. Despite being one of the most
The Witcher Producers Are SO, SO PAINFULLY ARROGANT…
How the hell did these guys get jobs? With The Witcher Season 3 being a total failure on nearly every front for Netflix and the show’s producers, these very producers have now decided to turn against the fans AND BLAME US for the show’s failure. These types of people should NEVER, EVER, EVER work in
Secret Invasion Has DESTROYED War Machine…
They’ve literally destroyed everything about Rhodey in a single scene. The defilement of the MCU from its own shows and creators continues as Secret Invasion completely assassinated Colonel James Rhodes…aka War Machine…and everything he’s done in the MCU. This is getting way too far! Despite being one of the last-standing OG Avengers in the MCU (as
Why Is Gal Gadot STILL Wonder Woman?!?!
Uh, does James Gunn not know what a reboot is? Despite being one of the core three members of the soon-to-be defunct DCEU, Gal Gadot said she is set to star in another Wonder Woman movie under James Gunn’s new DC. I’m really getting nervous about Gunn and his vision for the new DC. With
Loki Season 2 Looks Pretty Decent…But Is Tainted By MCU’s Past Failures
Apathy is what happens when you dilute a great brand with garbage and sludge. A new trailer for Loki Season 2 dropped today and even though it looks decent, the taint left by the MCU’s recent failures might just be a little too much for it to overcome. Disney really has killed their golden goose.
The Haunted Mansion Looks Like Another Failure For Disney…
The Disney brand might actually be even more broken than I thought. Despite only being out for a single day, The Haunted Mansion remake has VASTLY underperformed even its minimal expectations with only a $9.9M gross haul from its premiere-day box office. Disney is going to be in SERIOUS trouble if these poor box office
The Witcher Season 3 Vol. II Is AWFUL TELEVISION!
This is an abomination to everything good and holy in this world. The Witcher Season 3 has finally come to a slow, excruciatingly painful end with Volume II literally being one of the worst pieces of fantasy media I have ever seen. I really hope this Writer’s Strike ends up hurting both the writers AND
The Secret Invasion Finale Was REALLY Disappointing…
What a disappointing way to end a promising show. The Secret Invasion series finale was filled with far too many contrivances, plot holes, and general poor writing to wrap off a show that started with a lot of promise yet ended up another one of Marvel’s failed productions. Does Disney SERIOUSLY not know how to
The Witcher Casting Director Is What’s Wrong With The Show…
And now you see how the priorities of the show have been off since Day 1. The Witcher casting director Sophie Holland’s recent interview with Variety reveals how off the motivations and priorities behind adapting the show was from the beginning. You really can’t make this stuff up. In a recent interview with Variety Magazine,
House Of The Dragon S2 Is Still Good With HBO…But Not George R.R. Martin
Well, at least George has plenty of time to finish The Winds of Winter now. In wake of the Writers and Actors Strikes engulfing Hollywood right now, HBO has suspended their multi-year development deal with Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon author George R.R. Martin indefinitely. I’m not even sure why Martin is
Barbie And Oppenheimer Are CRUSHING IT At The Box Office…With A Catch
Their fates were always going to be intertwined, but their outcomes have been polar opposites. Barbie and Oppenheimer are the two hottest movies of the summer thus far and have been crushing it at the box office, yet the two have had very different reactions from the fans. We must have switched over to an
Why Is The Wheel Of Time Is Getting A Season 2?
I’m sorry for any super fans of the shows or books, but that first season was awful. The Wheel of Time Season 2 just got its first official trailer for the new season, and I really have no idea what this series is being brought back by Amazon. Hasn’t Amazon had enough of epic fantasy
Disney Is Dying…
The 2nd Dark Age may actually doom this company to eternal damnation. After years of movie box office flops, poor T.V. show ratings, bad PR, and now rumored poor park ticket sales, Disney is seriously looking at SELLING major pieces of its empire. Disney is going down a really dark path. Despite having a market
The Acolyte Sounds Rudderless And BORING!
Disney needs to hire better PR people to promote this show as the ones right now are failing. The latest creation from the decay of Star Wars and Lucasfilm is set to be The Acolyte, a T.V. show all about…Jedi, peace, and inconsequential villains. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought the whole purpose of
Mission Impossible 7 & Tom Cruise Are CRUSHING The Box Office…Again
Thank the good lord Tom Cruise is still alive and kicking. Mission Impossible 7 has opened to extraordinary success with both audiences and critics giving the film 90% or higher reviews, while its also crushing it at the box office. Hollywood would literally be dead and buried right now if it wasn’t for Tom Cruise
Blue Beetle Could Be An AMAZING Film, But It’s GOING TO FAIL…Probably!
It’s just more of the same from DC and the DCEU…sadly. Blue Beetle just released its second trailer, and even though the movie could be great, it’s probably going to fail at the box office regardless. You’d think after a decade of humiliating failure and the complete domination by your biggest rival, DC and Warner
Hollywood Has Gone On FULL SCALE STRIKE!
The overpaid, greedy elites are now at each other’s throats! In union with the Writers Guild, now the Screen Actors Guild has gone on full strike over their pay and compensation against the major studios of Hollywood, shutting down the film industry! This is an unprecedented strike…of overpaid, overhyped, and out-of-touch elites fighting against another
Wonka Looks Silly Stupid…Which Might Actually Work!
If you’re looking for a gripping, emotional epic, you’re probably not getting it with this film. The first trailer for Wonka released today, and the film looks as ridiculous, stupid, and lighthearted as you could have imagined…and that might actually work. I don’t really know why this movie is getting made, but here we are.
The Newest Ahsoka Trailer Has Me Doubting The Show A Little…
Yeah, I didn’t think the sets and cinematography looked cheap before, but that trailer has me thinking it now. The Ahsoka show just had its second and most informative trailer drop, yet I found this newest one to be way worse and cheaper than the teaser trailer. Disney is a company that made $82.7B in
Napoleon Looks Really Good…Though I’m Concerned About One Thing
Can you really have cinema if there’s no Ridley Scott historical epic waiting in the wings? Ridley Scott’s latest historical epic, Napoleon, just had its first trailer release, and the film looks amazing…though I do have one big concern for the movie. If you thought Hollywood had forgotten about the historical epic genre, here comes
The Blue Beetle Trailer ACTUALLY Called Batman A “Fascist”…
Is Warner Bros. and DC actually trying to destroy their own companies? Despite trying to reboot the DC brand with the new James Gunn universe, the latest Blue Beetle trailer thought it would be a great idea to call Batman, the most famous DC superhero, a “fascist”. The way these companies, writers, studios, and executives
Kathleen Kennedy NEEDS TO BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY For Lucasfilm’s SURVIVAL
I wish I was joking or being hyperbolic, but I’m sadly not. Lucasfilm is seriously on the verge of death after the failures of Star Wars, Willow, and Indiana Jones at the box office and with audiences, and it’s all the fault of Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy! I can’t believe an entertainment studio with two
Indiana Jones 5 Has FAILED At The Box Office…Sadly
I mourn for what Indy was for so many people’s childhood, not for Disney and the corrupt Lucasfilm. Indiana Jones 5 has failed quite miserably at the box office as the returns the movie have seen are not only far underwhelming expectations, but they are in line with some of the worst box office failures
The Dune Part Two 2nd Trailer Was AWESOME!!!
That’s how you do a trailer. The second official trailer released for Dune Part Two the other day, and I can’t express how amazing the story, characters, visual effects, CGI, etc. looked the brief 2 minutes of footage. If only Denis Villeneuve could direct every single major franchise film as we would never have to worry
The Witcher S3 Ep.1 Would Have Been Good…If Not For S2 Being SO HORRIBLE!!!
This is what happens when you ruin your adaptation with mind numbingly stupid fanfiction. The Witcher Season 3 Ep. 1 was one of the better episodes to come out of the show in its three-season runtime, yet the stupidity of Season 2 made this episode feel like obvious backtracking to stay on air. It’s pretty
The Indiana Jones 5 Reviews Are SUPER, SUPER WEIRD!!!
I may be completely out of the loop, but I just don’t understand the reviews for this movie. Despite arguably being a worst film than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Indiana Jones 5 is weirdly getting some of the most fantastic reviews the franchise has ever seen on the most popular rating aggregates. Either I’m
Superman: Legacy & DC FINALLY Have A New Superman And Louis Lane…
Well, DC is definitely going down the unknown actor path for Superman. The new head of DC James Gunn has revealed that David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan will play Superman and Louis Lane, respectively, in Gunn’s Superman: Legacy reboot of the DC franchise. I’ve got to be honest, I have no idea who these people
Secret Invasion Had A GREAT Series Premiere!
Are these critics on drugs or something as this premiere was great. The series premiere of Secret Invasion was far better than all the critics would have you believe as the show was a welcomed departure from the Marvel trend. This is how you make a compelling, unique show, Marvel. Marvel’s Secret Invasion debuted today,
Pixar Might Actually Be DYING…
The rot of Disney’s creative bankruptcy has infected all aspects of its empire. Pixar have fallen to a new, humiliating low as their newest movie, Elemental, is set to be the WORST PERFORMING FILM at the box office in the studio’s 28-year history. It’s only a matter of time behind the Grim Reaper takes his
The Flash Is…Failing Miserably
I kind of expected this, but didn’t want it to happen. The Flash is predictably failing miserably at the box office due to lukewarm reviews, confusion over the state of the franchise, and general dislike for a certain actor in the leading role. I really wanted this movie to work given the fact Michael Keaton
Netflix’s Quarterback Is Such A GREAT Concept
Who would have thought Netflix could make something good. Netflix has recently released the first trailer for their new, unique series, Quarterback, which followed the lives of Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, Vikings QB Kirk Cousins, and Falcons QB Marcus Mariota during the 2022 NFL season. Netflix made a fascinating, compelling series that isn’t weighed down
Why Is The Haunted Mansion Getting Remade?
Is Disney truly so creatively bankrupt they have to start remaking movies not even 20 years old? Disney are for some unknown reason remaking The Haunted Mansion movie…even though the original 2003 film is still not officially 20 years old. Maybe the new movie will be good, but I just hate how hacky Disney has
The Witcher Season 3 Trailer Was…Interesting, I Guess
Uh, did the Witcher writers forget what they set up last season already? The Witcher Season 3 has just had its official trailer released, and the scenes shown really have me questioning if the writer forget what they set up just last season. This is what happens when you try to rewrite the novels, yet
Chris Hemsworth Is 100% Right About Marvel…
When the last remaining “OG” Marvel star is saying this about the studio, you know it’s true. Chris Hemsworth has admitted that Thor 4 was “too silly” and that Marvel movies in generally must become “more personal” and “more grounded” to survive and thrive. Of course, Thor had to be the one to save the
Will The Witcher Season 3 ACTUALLY Be Watchable?
Eh, I’m not sure how much I’m going to be able to get through without tearing my hair out. The Witcher Season 3 is only a few weeks away from its highly anticipated (or lamented depending on your POV) release, and I’m really questioning if this season will be too distorted from the source material
The Succession Series Finale Was Painfully Magnificent…
I’m really torn about this ending, and I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing for this show. Succession series finale was one of the most poignant, heartbreaking, and callous endings one could have possibly of imagined, and it really works for this groundbreaking show. So, that’s how the Roy family legacy concludes…with thunderous applause. Succession,
The Little Mermaid Reviews Are Really WEIRD…
These reviews really don’t add up. The Little Mermaid (2023 version…obviously) has hit theaters and the reviews for the movie are some of the strangest I’ve ever seen for a movie, and that’s putting it mildly. I’m honestly starting to think Disney has review botted some of these aggregate sites. The Little Mermaid has unleashed
What Will The MCU Do If Jonathan Majors Has To Be Recast As Kang?
This could be a franchise-dooming disaster if Marvel isn’t careful. In light of all the allegations and uncertainty surrounding Kang the Conqueror actor Jonathan Majors, the future of the MCU’s next main antagonist is up in the air as any change in plans could literally destroy the MCU as we know it. Am I being
Indiana Jones 5 Reviews Are Sadly Expected…
And Disney has just checked off another franchise off their list to ruin. Indiana Jones 5 has been getting utterly slaughtered by many critics after the early screenings of the film, and that’s sadly all too predictable with the circumstances surrounding this film. I really hate how this is going to be the final outing
Wow, Queen Cleopatra Is Even WORSE Than I Thought…
This has a what score on Rotten Tomatoes?!?!? Queen Cleopatra is even worse than I could have possibly imagined as the “docuseries” not only serves as painful, unabashed propaganda, but it also got so much of its history wrong and is cheesier than Cheetos. Queen Cleopatra is literally one of the worst docuseries ever made,
Oppenheimer Looks UNREAL!
This very well could be the Best Picture in waiting. Christopher Nolan’s latest classic-in-waiting, Oppenheimer, looks like it’s going to be one of the best movies of the year with the movie telling the story of the most consequential moment in the last 100 years of human existence. There really isn’t much more of a
Guardians Of The Galaxy 3 Is Really Good…But A Little Too Safe
Disney really isn’t going to give us a really gritty Marvel film again, are they? The final instalment of the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy wrapped up in GOTG 3, and even though the movie was a little too safe for a final installment, it’s the best MCU film since 2021. It’s a shame one
Hollywood Writers Have Gone ON STRIKE, ALL MOVIES AND SHOWS Delayed!
Yeah, this isn’t good for anyone hoping to enjoy their summers with some T.V. and movies. The writers of Hollywood, otherwise known as the Writers Guild of America (WGA), have officially went on strike after failing to come to terms with the major studios, leaving all shows in purgatory until the strike ends. I really
Dune: Part Two Looks INCREDIBLE
Denis Villeneuve is one of the true directorial visionaries of our time. Dune: Part Two just had its first official trailer released, and it looks every bit as grand, awe-inspiring, and beautiful as the first movie. This is the kind of results and praise you get when you treat a franchise with respect and integrity, Disney,
The Flash Might Be The Best DC Movie In YEARS!
I don’t know why, but I’m getting a feeling this could be really special. Despite having a highly questionable lead actor and years of production delays, The Flash is shaping out to be one of the best DC movies in the last ten years! I really hope this is the movie that sends the DCEU
The Witcher Season 3 Had A New Trailer Drop…
Can this please be the last season? Netflix has just dropped the first teaser trailer for The Witcher Season 3, and it looks like the abomination every has expected. Will Netflix please just end this show as I’m not watching without Henry Cavil as Geralt. The Witcher Season 3, the T.V. show everyone was so
The Netflix Cleopatra Director Said WHAT About HBO’s Rome?!?!
Did I really hear this person criticize HBO’s Rome? Netflix Cleopatra director Tina Gharavi has responded to the backlash of her docu-series not by defending her own product, but rather by criticizing HBO Rome’s legendary depiction of Cleopatra. Perhaps I’m a little biased as Rome is one of my favorite T.V. shows of all-time, but
Netflix Cleopatra Is Dumb…But Not JUST For The Reasons You’re Thinking
What a shocker: another multi-billion, soulless company using ethnicity to sell and promote its products. Netflix Cleopatra seems to be another woeful attempt by a major company to use ethnicity to gain “controversy attention”, but this project also looks to be filled with HUGE historical inaccuracies. How hard is it to get the basic historical
The Mandalorian S3 Finale Showed Why This Season Was Pointless…
This season should never have been greenlit. The Mandalorian S3 finale was just as disappointing and unfulfilling as every other episode has been, proving this show should never have gotten a third season. This is what happens when unbridled greed, dangerous complacency, and corporate pressure all come down upon a series. The Mandalorian S3 finale
Warner Bros. Discovery Is FINALLY Dragging Out MAX…And Its Questionable Content
It’s about time this conglomerate got its act together and correctly merged these two platforms. Warner Bros. Discovery has finally announced the release date of MAX, the new streaming service merger of HBO Max and Discovery+, and the hundreds of questionable content decisions coming along with it. Obviously, I like the idea of merging the
The Penguin Could Be Really Special If Done Right!
This series has the hallmark signs of HBO’s greatest works if it is done properly. The Penguin series, the sequel to The Batman, was officially unveiled a few days ago by HBO, and, if it done right, it should be an absolutely amazing show. Matt Reeves is really killing it as the director of The
Harry Potter Is Getting Adapted…Again?
Is it me or does this make very little sense. HBO leadership has made some pretty shocking news (at least to me) as they’ve announced Harry Potter is getting adapted…again…but into a decade long T.V. series. I’m not totally against this idea, but this has to be the very best adaptation of a book series
HBO Is OFFICIALLY Making Dunk & Egg GOT Spinoff Show!
I really like the idea of this spinoff, but I’m afraid it’ll suffer the same fate of GOT. HBO has officially announced another GOT prequel show as it’ll be adapting the beloved Dunk & Egg novella series into a T.V. show…even though it’s not even remotely finished yet. The intro pretty much tells it all
Oh…That Was Supposed To Be The Marvels Trailer?
That was a really bad sign for how this movie is going to go. The Marvels has finally gotten its first trailer release…and it was disappointing (to say the least) in the wake of all the rumored behind-the-scenes turmoil. I feel like Marvel has forgotten how to properly build out a superhero cast. Captain Marvel
Super Mario Bros. Movie Is Actually…Very GOOD!
Screw the critics…this movie is great! Despite the critics being their boring, lame selves by giving this movie a poor score, Super Mario Bros. Movie was a fun, thrilling, and relaxing film that played to its strengths and didn’t take itself too seriously. You’d think the critics were working for Bowser judging by how low
Succession S4, Episode 3: WHAT AN EPISODE!
WOW, I was not expecting THAT plot twist to happen. Succession Season 4, Episode 3 might have just won the show’s third Emmy for Best Drama Series as the episode masterfully unveiled the biggest plot twist in the series to date. WARNING: If you don’t want to be spoiled, then don’t read any further until
Oh God, Star Wars Is Going To Have A Rey Solo Movie…
Is this a not-so subtle form of torture? Disney are once again trotting out the rotting carcass known as the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy as Rey, the main protagonist of the trilogy, is getting her own solo movie. Man, Disney just won’t let the Sequel trilogy go, will they? In perhaps what is the most
The Ahsoka Series COULD Be The Greatest Star Wars Show EVER!!!
This is a big maybe, but that line was such a massive hint as for what’s to come. The Ahsoka series just got its first trailer yet…and one small line of dialogue might have hinted at Disney finally correcting its biggest mistake. Hold the back page, hold the front page! Disney has smashed the record…for
The New Indiana Jones 5 Trailer Has Me Really Worried About This Film…
That was not the vibe I was looking for in an Indiana Jones movie. The new Indiana Jones 5 trailer showed that a lot of the classic Indy tropes are just being reused to tell the new story, which was something I really did not want to see. I don’t want to give up on
The Marvel Hierarchy Is Getting Taken Out One By One!
And here I thought only DC executives were in the crosshairs. Disney has quietly been making some massive changes at Marvel as two long-time executives, one on the movie front and the other on the comics end, have been fired in the last month. Could there really be a more obvious sign that Marvel and
The Mandalorian Has Sadly Lost Its Way…
It’s honestly sad what has happened to this series. The Mandalorian has divulged into nothing more than a nostalgia-baiting, clickbaiting parody series of show that once offered fresh, creative, and nuanced ideas and characters. You can’t convince me The Mandalorian isn’t a parody when it literally has Lizzo and Jack Black dressed up as royal